Ten days....

[jrboydetective]

I've been.. in my room.. for ten days now.. in complete fear.. of dying. Who knew the capabilities of the human body?! Human existence itself! Oh God, if you are there... whatever happened to the birds and the bees and do they tie one another up and spank each other until their bums are red too?

I.. I..

I see Candyland! Oh, to be saved! Farewell

Comments

[croozin]

Whoa-ho-ho.

Kid, what kind of drugs are you on? Birds and bees spanking each other? Wow. That's really something.

[mineandfine]

...ok...

wait...spanking..birds and bees. Oh don't tell me you found porn or something and tried to learn about sex from THAT garbage.

I could of given you some reading garbage at least then you have to use your imagination to figure out whats happening.

[immasuperhero]

Wow.

Is there anything doc can 'create' that isn't a winner?

[dr_t_s_venture]

Shut. Up. Obviously some jackasses have been messing with him.

[immasuperhero]

Uh huh. And what about the haircut?

[dr_t_s_venture]

... What about your haircut?

[monarch_the]

...Okay, what?

[dr_t_s_venture]

...

Super great... Time for another discussion. The story of my life...

[monarch_the]

Oh I bet those are informative.