Wow!

[jrboydetective]

Hey there readers!

Golly, I never thought I would be published before! This is great! Now all my fans can read about my amazing adventures! Boy, I sure hope no one will get jealous of my incredible wit and problem-solving skills! (Hear that, Hank?) But don't worry readers, I, as the Giant Boy Detective did, will never cease to bring you a recorded

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[jrboydetective]

Hi Mom! Gosh, I never thought I'd have a mom with a special helper!

[jrboydetective]

Wow, that would be super Mr. O! Or.. Mom? Mother? Ma? Wow, I've never had this problem before!

[immasuperhero]

... hiya, wimpy kid. Long time no talk.

[jrboydetective]

Hi! I'm Dean!

[jrboydetective]

Hey mister, what's s-e-x?

[jrboydetective]

Oh! You mean like spitting? Pop says that's how germs are spread.

[monarch_the]

Mm. Thrilling, Dean.

[jrboydetective]

The Monarch commented on my journal! Golly, I gotta tell Pop the guy that hates him uses Livejournal too!

Wait, does this make me evil?!

[monarch_the]

...He knows, Dean. He hasn't told you? Totally thought he'd tell you. But yeah, not that big a deal. ...Are you sure he didn't mention me? Eh? Not even a little bit?

Oh yeah, you're one dastardly kid. I can feel the malevolence seeping through the screen.

[jrboydetective]

I guess he could have mentioned you once or twice.

[computergoggles]

Hello Dean-person! Are you going to live at Mordhaus too? :D Ed wants someone to teach to play video games!

[jrboydetective]

No, I live with my brother, Hank, at Venture Industries. But we could play online games together. I have a lvl 82 battle mage!

[jrboydetective]

Oh, I don't know if I'm into babysitting.