Comments | jrboydetective: A little help please!

jrboydetective

A little help please!

Jul 07, 2007 02:48

Hey guys! So I was watching the History Channel and there was a show about-- hehe!-- SEX! Did you know one guy didn't sleep with his wife for six years because she had pubes? How gross is that?! PUBES! EW!

Do girls really have pubic hair? What's that like?

I need an adventure and soon. The Discovery Channel and the History Channel are all ( Read more... )

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dethklokdrummer July 7 2007, 09:56:03 UTC

Whatev'r y'do, don't choke on one.

jrboydetective July 7 2007, 09:58:37 UTC

Choke on what? TiVo?

dethklokdrummer July 7 2007, 09:59:53 UTC

Pubes. Pubes, Dean. Christ.

jrboydetective July 7 2007, 10:03:00 UTC

EW! Gross! How would it even get in my mouth? D:

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dr_t_s_venture July 7 2007, 13:27:14 UTC

... Yeah.

I want know what the hell he's been watching, exactly.

And what the hell kind of lunatic would let some carpet interfere with sleeping with his wife? There must have been some other issues going on with that, I imagine.

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dr_t_s_venture July 7 2007, 13:44:28 UTC

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Well, you'd be a big fat hypocrite if you did.

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mad_explosion July 7 2007, 18:33:26 UTC

Yeah, they do.

I'd be really scared if I were you. In fact, I heard just last week a guy got eaten by some pubes. Heh.

hank_a_venture July 7 2007, 18:34:32 UTC

Dude. Really? That's pretty scary....

mad_explosion July 7 2007, 18:54:36 UTC

Yeah really. Pubes are relatives of the Flesh-Eating Disease, ya know.

dr_t_s_venture July 8 2007, 05:24:11 UTC

No, Hank. Not really. This guy's just being a jackass.

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mineandfine July 7 2007, 18:38:39 UTC

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don't you get taught sex ed or something? Aren't you like 17?

thats just sad.

jrboydetective July 8 2007, 06:39:03 UTC

Ed? Who is Ed? Is he the God of Sex or something? Is that Greek?

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jrboydetective July 8 2007, 06:48:44 UTC

Oh, education? So.. s-s-sex e-e-education?! Where do you learn that?

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croozin July 8 2007, 00:47:59 UTC

Heh Heh Heh. Niiiiiiice.

That's the only reason people watch educational television, in the first place. That's why they keep rerunning those episodes. Gotta make some cash! Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

And damn, that guy is too picky. Seriously. She was probably ugly. He was probably just using that as an excuse. Why the hell did he even marry her though? Big no-no.

Man, the History Channel. Good for life's most important questions!

jrboydetective July 8 2007, 06:46:52 UTC

Yeah! I love the History Channel! Tonight they are playing Braveheart, in which the mighty William Wallace is played by Mel Gibson. He knows Jesus, you know.

croozin July 8 2007, 07:02:29 UTC

Braveheart is a pretty sweet movie, aside from the whole kilt thing they had going on. I just remember the part where you see his head on a stick though. Classic, but I'm definitely not watching it right now. Coming to America is on. That movie is off da' hook! They should remake it with Taquil.

Mel Gibson? Dude. He doesn't know Jesus. Believe me.

jrboydetective July 8 2007, 07:12:18 UTC

W-why is his head on a stick?! Why are you telling me spoilers?! Nooooo!

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