Do me a favor -- don't fuckin try to pre-empt my order by suggesting things to me. If I want a godamn medium coffee, I will fucking order it. Also, don't interupt my order to suggest things you, in your infinite pea-brainedness, think I should have. Your job is to shut your godamn mouth, type in what I want on your little fucking machine and GET ME ( Read more... )

I normally don't remember my dreams. I know that I dream in color. Sometimes monochromatic. I know that usually my dreams are very vivid. I know that I never know that I'm dreaming. And I know that no matter what I'm dreaming about, there's always a subtle sense of dread all the time. Other than that, it's rare that I can remember what I dream ( Read more... )

Straight from cnn.com " Another boy dies copying Saddam Hussein's hanging"

I can't be the only one who finds this utterly hilarious. Perhaps the boy should've watched the whole video, cuz you know, he does die at the end.
Anyway, I read that and it made me laugh and made my day.

NEEERDS!!

I'd still watch it.

While verifying the information on an order ( Read more... )

the pAper chAse is coming to Chicago!
For those not in the know, the paper chase is one of my most favoritest bands; musically equivelent to a nervous breakdown -- their albums are like the modern version of "The Wall" -- only sicker, meaner, more twisted and pure bad assed. Also completely obscure.
I'm jazzed.
This made my week.

Big doins in the news today ( Read more... )

Fugazi, to me, is the appex of a rock band. They played for the love of playing; not for fame, or money or women or any of that. Their unshakable love of music was enough to drive them, and for that they are, in my eyes, one of the greatest bands ever.

While talking about the cult we're going to start, I came up with the greatest idea ever ( Read more... )

Who in the fuck is so godamn nonchalant that they'll place an online order for $800 and not even have the sense to put your state and zip code? Seriously. You can review your order TWICE before it's submitted on my site, and yet every day some fuckin dipshit DER DER DER doesn't put it in there ( Read more... )