( I'm probably going to be lynched for this... )

My father actually called me. HE ACTUALLY CALLED ME FOR CHRISTMAS. Wow. That seriously makes my year. I think I'm going to cry. This is quite possibly the best Christmas ever. I have more great friends than I know what to do with. How lucky can one man be? Then I think to myself: what would Dime be doing for Christmas? I sigh. A tear rolls down my ( Read more... )

Happy ChristmaChannukaKwanzaaka to everyone.

Enjoy your free cakes and delicious pies... and that whole "family togetherness" thing.

-Mort

P.S. Happy birthday Jesus.

Visits from Jami and "Kaystine" kick ass.

[Kaystine=Kayla+Christine]

I need to go shopping.

Jared. Larry. How does an Übermoist reunion band sound? I've been thinking about it and I think it's about the right time... get back to me.

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Today is Lizzie's birthday. I am giving her an LJ shout out, just like I promised. Lots of love towards Lizzie today.

This pic pretty much says it all:

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( Totally cut from Killa )

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip ( Read more... )