Yay, I can upload stuff to the internets again! Here, have some youtubes of my incandescently cute child:

Ballooooons!

Drinking the bath water

501 inflections of the word "da"I sort of don't know when to turn the camera off, so apologies if my videos tend to be over-long. He's hilarious pretty much all the time, though, so even if you only watch ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS.

Five Sci-Fi Children's Books

I wish there were about fifty more! *hearts*

I have been without a computer of my own for a couple of months, ever since Jujube fried its motherboard and died. Best Buy, having been compelled to do so by the service plan my dad bought for me, has finally replaced Jujube with another Jujube that purportedly works and is less likely to die in the middle of an episode of Fringe ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? Arguments. I hate participating in them, I hate being witness to them, I hate how bad I am at them, I hate how hard it is to stop myself from diving into them, even when they are completely stupid and/or don't involve me in any way. It's one of the few things I really, really dislike about living with so many people: it seems ( Read more... )

Dear Pixar:

So what you're saying is that it's okay to flush live fish down the toilet because all drains lead to the ocean and the fish will eventually get home, but it's not okay to throw toys away because they will not only be heartbroken, they will also meet a terrifying, fiery death?

Just checking,

Me

P.S. I always knew it hurt the toys ( Read more... )

1. Me:Have been having a difficult time achieving a positive mindset of late. Reasons for this include my inability to not catch every single cold virus I encounter and the insane backlog of housework that results from being sick so often. Also, Bear is in the middle of that wonderful stage that all toddlers put their parents through where every ( Read more... )

You are in a small, independent bookstore. You select a book for possible purchase, ask the person manning the counter about the price, and find that it is a little too expensive to justify buying. What is your response?1. Oh, that's more than I wanted to spend, but thanks ( Read more... )

Dear God,

I keep forgetting, so could you please help me to remember: the point is to do what you've told me to do, not to get props for doing what you've told me to do. If I have to listen to myself whine, "But what if nobody notices my huge, amazing sacrifiiiiice?" one more time, I may gag. Especially since the huge, amazing sacrifice in ( Read more... )

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: *blows nose*

BEAR: *blows raspberry*

ME: Sometimes I think you're mocking me.

BEAR: *laughs*

ME: Do you find my pain amusing?

BEAR: *does "so big" arms*

ME: Well, I'm glad someone's enjoying themselves, anyway.

So the other night, I had a post-apocalyptic dream featuring the Glee kids, right ( Read more... )