I have no tolerance ( Read more... )

There is a battle raging in my office right now. Not of words, brawn or even wits. A battle of self control. A war between the ladies who lunch and a chocolate cake ( Read more... )

Startled and awake, I started to cry.
Painting the story of my lonliness
with my mascara-ed eyes and my watercolored tears
on the canvas of my pillow.
And when I looked at what I'd drawn
it was a portrait of you.

I hate cold showers. I hate the feeling of having chilled water anywhere near my body. I hate the little goosebumps that infect my legs, making it impossible to get a close shave. I don't even like ice in my water ( Read more... )

Last night I shared a beer and dinner with an old friend. We approached each other as one approaches a lost child; deliberate, careful and almost apprehensively. An embrace and how’ve you beens followed by the awkward silence that generally occurs on a first date. It felt like a blind date. Each of us not knowing the other anymore, trying to ( Read more... )

Men. Security. Sex. Money. Babies ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Joshua ( Read more... )

I said "Okay... good night." even added a cute smiley face.
I meant "Please don't stop talking to me."
( incoherent babble. probably should be private but I just dont care )

Okay- if any of you have ever been refused birth control or emergency bc (aka morning after pill etc) PLEASE fill out this survey. I'm just trying to pass the word along ( Read more... )

Here is my list of Men to Avoid for all you singles out there.
( Avoid these guys )