i went to h&m at lunch to find a dress for a bridal shower i'm being forced to attend next week ( Read more... )

chris and i saw an ad for "the memory keeper's daughter" (A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE) this weekend and laughed for a good hour, because seriously?

WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING, LIFETIME?

gretchen mol?!  dermot mulroney?!  hahahahaha.

two great sp*m messages i got today:

"LARGESST ASSS IN THE WORLD!"

and

"FILL YOUR LIFE WITH COLOURS OF GLADNESS"

yes and yes!

this morning i was driving faster than i should have been (i am always and forever late for work) and then slowed down as i drove through the zoo (PEACOCK CROSSING BITCHEZ).

i stopped to let a zoo employee cross at the crosswalk and some lady behind me starts blowing her horn so i flipped her the double birds and she returned the favor.   ( Read more... )

we finally sold our fire bowl last night - only our bedroom set, dining set, a ceiling light, and a poang chair remain.  ugh.

after the craigslist lady left, chris set to work removing the shelves and clothes rails from our bedroom closet (a huge job since the previous owners had installed everything using four inch nails and hundreds of them) and  ( Read more... )

when i closed my office door this morning, i discovered my coworker had plastered it with new kids on the block photos.

deep breaths ( Read more... )

 BLONDIE IS TOURING THIS SUMMER.

COMMENCE TO FREAKING OUT. 
*my birthday is in july.  not today.

here's what the fan looks like installed properly:


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here's one of the reasons i was so pissed about the fan:


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