And so...

[kingelessar]

I have:

Six pulled muscles
Four friction burns
One collapsed testicle
Two dozen bruises
And
A dislocated kneecap

But, I believe Arwen is as pregnant as it is possible for her to be. Yes, Gondor will have more Heirs. Praise be.

Send us presents or I'll fong you.

Comments

[lordelrohir]

Whoah.

Heh...need a sperm donor?

[kingelessar]

*hits you with a rock*

[arwenundomiel]

no three-headed babies!

*kicks you in the shins*

[lordelrohir]

*dies*

x.x

[norolinde]

o.o ::sends finger-knitted tea cozy::

[halbarad]

As I am out in the Wild, the best I can do is this leaf-shaped rock. Hope you enjoy.

By the way, I'm engaged.

[kingelessar]

I give you loyal royaltyness and all you can come up with is a rock?!?!?!

>.<

You are? Careful, like I said, those southern women are like preying mantisisisis. She'll use you to get her preggers and then she'll eat you!

[halbarad]

I'll skin a wildcat and send you its pelt the next chance I get.

There will be NO pregnancies until we both say "I do," thank you very much.

[kingelessar]

Okay, just don't come crying to me after she eats you.

[jadegemini]

:sends candy:

[arwenundomiel]

exhausted? already??? i'm up for another go.

besides, that last time, i don't think you did it right.

*bounces*