chubby honey bunny: weapon of bangs destruction
chb: weapon of bangs destruction
yunho/jaejoong
general / pg13 / oneshot
Yunho, Jaejoong concludes, would make a horrible hairdresser.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii)
“I am not letting you put our baby in danger!" Jaejoong cries out, shielding the little boy from Yunho. "Put your weapon down. I said put it down!"
"Don't be silly. I'm not going to hurt him. It's just a haircut."
Jaejoong kicks Yunho's thigh and buries himself with Minseok deeper in the couch. "You must have forgotten that you're a bodyguard, not a haircutter."
"Hairdresser."
"Same thing." He flails his legs pathetically, pulling the whimpering clueless boy against his chest. "Don't let mama touch you, Minseok my love. He's going to look like Changmin! Ugly ugly."
"You're overreacting. And Changmin's not ugly."
"Are you saying he's handsome?"
"Well, isn't he?" Jaejoong growls and he just chuckles. "Don't tell me you're jealous. It's Changmin."
"So you're saying that if Changmin's not Changmin but he has Changmin's face, you'd like him?!"
Yunho sighs. "I won't even bother." Slipping the scissors on his back pocket, he claps his hands twice and snatches Minseok from Jaejoong. He heads towards their room and locks it, ignoring a ballistic Jaejoong. He gently puts the boy down the computer chair and grins. "Ha! I got you all for myself now." Minseok tilts his head, blinking at his mama. "Mama is going to cut your bangs, okay? It's getting long and--"
"No."
"W-what?"
"Papa said I'm going to be ugly. I don't want to be ugly."
Yunho rolls his eyes. "Don't listen to your mama. He's just being a drama queen."
"Queen?"
"Yes, queen. Now be a sweetheart and let mama take care of your hair."
Yunho knows he's bad, but he didn't think he's this bad. Now he's sure he's never going to hear the end of it from Jaejoong. But it's not his fault! It really isn't. If there's something to blame, it's Minseok's hair. It has been very disobedient.
He only wants to trim it, but it always turns out uneven and so he trimmed and trimmed it until there's only half an inch left. And it's still uneven.
He doesn't want Jaejoong to see the mess he's made with their son's hair but he can't hide Minseok from him forever. He stares at the slumbering little boy on the bed. Minseok fell asleep as soon as he started cutting his hair. Afraid that he'd accidentally poke his eye with the scissors, he laid him on the bed and resumed his mission.
"I love you, angel. No matter what your hair looks like. And I hope you still love me. Even if I murdered your hair." he mumbles, pressing a kiss on his son's forehead. With a little encouragement from himself, he stands up, ready to face his lover's wrath.
He shouldn't have hoped that Jaejoong would go easy on him. As soon as he informs him about the murder, Jaejoong advances towards him and grabs a fistful of his hair.
Déjà vu.
*It's almost exactly like their first meeting. He hisses at the burning sensation in his scalp and tries to remove Jaejoong's grip on his poor hair. "Love, please calm your shit. It doesn't look that bad!"
"I hope you know I could tell you're lying. Don't you--"
"Papa stop being a drama queen."
Both adults turn their heads to look at the sleepy Minseok, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. Jaejoong gapes. "Excuse me?"
"Drama queen. Mama said you are one so please stop. It hurts my ears."
Yunho is torn between guffawing and fearing for his life.
He settles for the former. Besides, Jaejoong's going to forgive him anyway. Eventually.
What he doesn't expect though, is his lover bursting into tears. He curses inwardly and ushers Minseok back in their room. He's going to have to make him go back to sleep.
As soon as the boy is sound asleep, he hurries his way back to his sobbing lover and envelopes him in his arms, careful not to squish the life out of him. "Baby, why are you crying?" he asks, pulling Jaejoong to sit on his lap. Jaejoong doesn't push him away, and instead, he turns around so they're face to face and wraps his legs around Yunho's waist. "It might have been something I said. Or was it because I laughed? I'm sorry."
"It wasn't a laugh." Jaejoong mumbles, voice muffled by Yunho's shirt. He could be drenching his shirt in his snot but they could both only care less. "You guffawed. I hate it when you make fun of me. And I was offended by Minseok's words."
Yunho rubs his back in comfort, immediately regretting his previous actions. "My fault, angel face. I told him you were a drama queen and somehow, it stuck to him. I really should be careful with my words."
"Doesn't matter. T'was right anyway."
He cups Jaejoong's face and wipes his tears with his thumb. "Please don't cry." He leans in to shower his face with kisses. Jaejoong giggles. He smiles. "That's more like it. I love you."
"I love you too. Yunhoyah..."
"Hmm?"
"Minseok's hair is fugly."
( The next day, when Yunho enters the bathroom to brush his teeth, he screams bloody murder as he sees himself in the mirror. His hair is identical to Minseok's. "Fuuuuuck!"
In the kitchen, a certain Kim Jaejoong laughs his ass off. "Language, love!" )
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: *reference to the first time they met. if you haven't read it, you can read it here
i'm not so sure if this is a drabble or a oneshot. if you're wondering how minseok (and now yunho's) bangs looks like, here ya go. something like that and really short and uneven :3 i shall be back with another update soon!
yunho/jaejoong
general / pg13 / oneshot
Yunho, Jaejoong concludes, would make a horrible hairdresser.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii)
“I am not letting you put our baby in danger!" Jaejoong cries out, shielding the little boy from Yunho. "Put your weapon down. I said put it down!"
"Don't be silly. I'm not going to hurt him. It's just a haircut."
Jaejoong kicks Yunho's thigh and buries himself with Minseok deeper in the couch. "You must have forgotten that you're a bodyguard, not a haircutter."
"Hairdresser."
"Same thing." He flails his legs pathetically, pulling the whimpering clueless boy against his chest. "Don't let mama touch you, Minseok my love. He's going to look like Changmin! Ugly ugly."
"You're overreacting. And Changmin's not ugly."
"Are you saying he's handsome?"
"Well, isn't he?" Jaejoong growls and he just chuckles. "Don't tell me you're jealous. It's Changmin."
"So you're saying that if Changmin's not Changmin but he has Changmin's face, you'd like him?!"
Yunho sighs. "I won't even bother." Slipping the scissors on his back pocket, he claps his hands twice and snatches Minseok from Jaejoong. He heads towards their room and locks it, ignoring a ballistic Jaejoong. He gently puts the boy down the computer chair and grins. "Ha! I got you all for myself now." Minseok tilts his head, blinking at his mama. "Mama is going to cut your bangs, okay? It's getting long and--"
"No."
"W-what?"
"Papa said I'm going to be ugly. I don't want to be ugly."
Yunho rolls his eyes. "Don't listen to your mama. He's just being a drama queen."
"Queen?"
"Yes, queen. Now be a sweetheart and let mama take care of your hair."
Yunho knows he's bad, but he didn't think he's this bad. Now he's sure he's never going to hear the end of it from Jaejoong. But it's not his fault! It really isn't. If there's something to blame, it's Minseok's hair. It has been very disobedient.
He only wants to trim it, but it always turns out uneven and so he trimmed and trimmed it until there's only half an inch left. And it's still uneven.
He doesn't want Jaejoong to see the mess he's made with their son's hair but he can't hide Minseok from him forever. He stares at the slumbering little boy on the bed. Minseok fell asleep as soon as he started cutting his hair. Afraid that he'd accidentally poke his eye with the scissors, he laid him on the bed and resumed his mission.
"I love you, angel. No matter what your hair looks like. And I hope you still love me. Even if I murdered your hair." he mumbles, pressing a kiss on his son's forehead. With a little encouragement from himself, he stands up, ready to face his lover's wrath.
He shouldn't have hoped that Jaejoong would go easy on him. As soon as he informs him about the murder, Jaejoong advances towards him and grabs a fistful of his hair.
Déjà vu.
*It's almost exactly like their first meeting. He hisses at the burning sensation in his scalp and tries to remove Jaejoong's grip on his poor hair. "Love, please calm your shit. It doesn't look that bad!"
"I hope you know I could tell you're lying. Don't you--"
"Papa stop being a drama queen."
Both adults turn their heads to look at the sleepy Minseok, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. Jaejoong gapes. "Excuse me?"
"Drama queen. Mama said you are one so please stop. It hurts my ears."
Yunho is torn between guffawing and fearing for his life.
He settles for the former. Besides, Jaejoong's going to forgive him anyway. Eventually.
What he doesn't expect though, is his lover bursting into tears. He curses inwardly and ushers Minseok back in their room. He's going to have to make him go back to sleep.
As soon as the boy is sound asleep, he hurries his way back to his sobbing lover and envelopes him in his arms, careful not to squish the life out of him. "Baby, why are you crying?" he asks, pulling Jaejoong to sit on his lap. Jaejoong doesn't push him away, and instead, he turns around so they're face to face and wraps his legs around Yunho's waist. "It might have been something I said. Or was it because I laughed? I'm sorry."
"It wasn't a laugh." Jaejoong mumbles, voice muffled by Yunho's shirt. He could be drenching his shirt in his snot but they could both only care less. "You guffawed. I hate it when you make fun of me. And I was offended by Minseok's words."
Yunho rubs his back in comfort, immediately regretting his previous actions. "My fault, angel face. I told him you were a drama queen and somehow, it stuck to him. I really should be careful with my words."
"Doesn't matter. T'was right anyway."
He cups Jaejoong's face and wipes his tears with his thumb. "Please don't cry." He leans in to shower his face with kisses. Jaejoong giggles. He smiles. "That's more like it. I love you."
"I love you too. Yunhoyah..."
"Hmm?"
"Minseok's hair is fugly."
( The next day, when Yunho enters the bathroom to brush his teeth, he screams bloody murder as he sees himself in the mirror. His hair is identical to Minseok's. "Fuuuuuck!"
In the kitchen, a certain Kim Jaejoong laughs his ass off. "Language, love!" )
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: *reference to the first time they met. if you haven't read it, you can read it here
i'm not so sure if this is a drabble or a oneshot. if you're wondering how minseok (and now yunho's) bangs looks like, here ya go. something like that and really short and uneven :3 i shall be back with another update soon!
