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Ganked from raykel:
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I found this Onion article today...
U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
...and immediately thought of this....

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... and ran here to post gleefully at the beautiful relationship, not wishing to post the links on Facebook (my first instinct) where some of my more sensitive conservative friends might be hurt.

Me: I feel a little slow. I only just realized that on both the two shows we watch together, they just killed Kate. Well, okay, one of those Kates almost certainly survived, but... that's two shows in as many weeks.

Roommate: My gosh, I didn't make that connection before. I mean, I connected both of them with Kate dying on NCIS, but... wow ( Read more... )

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I used to watch this buckled over laughing at the sheer absurd, ridiculous, impossible behavior embodied in Lauren Cooper ( Read more... )

You know, I had to try a few times to get this result. The first couple made no sense whatsoever, and the one prior to this one was eerily edging toward blasphemy: "Kiralademaus of wonder, kiralademaus of might/ Kiralademaus of royal beauty bright." I was concerned about lightning bolts. It only just now occurs to me that one may have ( Read more... )

Hello. I'm going to indulge in an incoherent, irrational diatribe spawned by panic.
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Twenty years ago
It's a lazy Friday night, and Mom is playing with the video camera while Dad is being goofy. He's feeding baby Meagan, and saying in a cutesy baby voice, "Here's some of the white goop, and here's some of the greeeen goop. We got hot dogs and mac'n'cheese, but you get goop!"

Two years agoIt's a lazy Friday night, and Dad has been ( Read more... )

I'm trying to write a paper with a thesis to the effect that Odysseus and Agamemnon exemplify two opposing models of kingship - that they demonstrate that a naked lust for power and glory is detrimental, while a modest love for the wisdom and domesticity is beneficial.

I am trying to come up with points.

Thus, I am brainstorming when I present:( THE TOP 13 THINGS I WILL DO IF I EVER BECOME AN AKHAIAN MONARCH )

... and posted an old English essay I really like. No, really!

Now that I'm done frantically writing for school, perhaps I'll have more time for frantically writing other things? Once I'm done with Christmas shopping? I hope so!