Pansy,

I haven't been sulking, you know. I'm concentrating. I can't seem to decide on something suitably humiliating enough to properly reward the Gryffindors for their ingenuity.

You're welcome to hex that Finchly creature's hair any colour you like, by the way. I think it's obsessed with me now, it's horrifying.

Incidentally, I've figured ( Read more... )

I suppose the Gryffindors think this is a fitting tribute for that daft old headmaster who favoured them, making a laughing stock of us for the entire school. It probably is

-DM

No. I'm not going anywhere until I figure out how to fix this. And if I get one more purple note, I will set them all on fire.

Why would the Hufflepuffs think I'm we're gay? I suppose they've taken Puffskeins as their icon now. uhg

-Draco

Fawcett:

Do you happen to know whether we are actually still having a Quidditch match in February? I haven't noticed any other teams practising this week. Our Head of House is useless, so I mean, have you heard anything from your Head of House? I don't think they would let us practice for no reason ( Read more... )

Finchly:

I hope you're enjoying the natural state of your hair at the moment. and remember who gave it to you

Is Abbott planning to leave the castle?

-Draco Malfoy

Pansy,

My mother seems to think that informing you the ring has returned from the jewellers should be present enough, but I thought that you might appreciate something a little more substantial. I considered buying you a set of colour-coordinated bodyguards to rival The Chosen One's new accessories, but I'm afraid I didn't have time to send away ( Read more... )

Pansy,

I haven't decided. I mean, I wouldn't want anyone to mistakenly think I actually care that the old man is dead, but it might be worth going just to see if Potter cries on his weasel's shoulder. Besides, it might be interesting to see if they offer any answersDo you really think I'd let you anywhere near my hair after seeing the masterpiece ( Read more... )

Of course I did it on purpose. It was hardly an accident. Did you think I tripped and fell on her lips?

And yes, I really have no right to speak of entanglements seeing as I don't have any of my own to speak of at the moment. Seeing as my own prospects were effectively burnt to a crisp by this little scenario of ours that apparently served to ( Read more... )

I fail to see how a small public display of affection towards my fiancée makes me the next Dark Lord.

I suppose you knew about this continued entanglement of hers. I've only just been informed.

-D.M.

Granger:

I assume you've had to send in an assessment of our work as well, unless our esteemed Professor decided to settle for afternoon tea with his pet student insteadOut of curiosity, did you divide the analysis of Ridgeback and Runespoor venoms or group them together in the same section? I felt it made for a more dramatic comparison to discuss ( Read more... )