But first, here is a survey? quiz? thingy stolen from valkyrjan...

1. Put your playlist on random.
2. Grab the first line of the first song.
3. Grab the second line of the second song.
4. Grab the third line of the third song.
5. Follow this order until you have 10 songs.
6. List them.

Sitting in the morning sun
The celebration starts with laughter
And the ( Read more... )

Opt and I are going to the show tonight. I had read somewhere that it was sold out, but apparently it wasn’t. I’m sure lots of people hate those two bands, but those people are unhappy with being ignorant shit bag elitists.

I met Lostprophets when they came with Andrew WK & Apex Theory on the MTV2 Handpicked Tour. Me and my friend, Eddie, got to ( Read more... )

Behind the LJ CUT is the most important spectacle to hit LJ land since the inception of Livejournal itself. I must worn you however, the contents are shocking. If you have small children or farm animals in the room, please quietly direct them away from the monitor. This is not a test, this is the REAL thing.

The photograph was taken on location ( Read more... )

The time is upon you, America. The moment you’ve waited almost a year for is finally at hand. And no, I’m not talking about Christmas. I’m talking about…well, I’d actually like to say a little something about Christmas before I continue…

Every year around this time of the month, I get extremely moody and crave certain foods. Do you know why? It’s ( Read more... )

In addition to that little breakfast surprise, here are some things that have really been pissing me off:

1) RELATIONSHIPS!!! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE on LJ is talking about them. I was listening to a radio call-in show tonight while coming back from dinner. People would request songs for lost loves, current loves, and in search of future ( Read more... )

Howdy All!

This is my annual LJ cooking special. You might have missed last year’s special, but fear not, it wasn’t very good. In fact, it doesn’t even exist, but it’s not like anyone is paying attention anyway. Before I begin this year’s show, here is an introductory LJ quiz.

My journal is called "The Unadulterated Secrets of the Universe" ( Read more... )

*I left my laptop on my kitchen counter and didn’t remember till I was in Houston. LAAAAME! I could’ve written an entry for every day of my magnificent adventure, but it simply wasn’t possible. On Thanksgiving, I was going to unveil my identity and thank all my LJ friends for sharing a little part of their lives with me over this website. ( Read more... )

Before you ask, “Why in the fuck are you going to Miami?”, ask yourself, “Why not?”

NOW BEHOLD! You have answered your own question, and attained a oneness with your spiritual self. Well, maybe not the last part, but it’s not like I give a shit anyway.

I’m spending all the money I saved for going to Boston this month on the next best thing…cheap ( Read more... )

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Of course not. Life is meaningless without conflict. You either start fighting, or you start dying. That is why I resumed the carnage of Last LJ Friend Survivor: Part 2. By the end of this post, one of you will no longer be with us. Once again, all LJ Reality Show expulsions are arbitrary and have nothing to do with the fact that I hate your ( Read more... )