Hmmmm. There’s been talk about overturning Roe vs. Wade. I don’t know who started that shit *cough*fuckingcockherdingmedia!*cough*, but since there’s still chatter about amending the constitution for lots of stupid reasons, I’ve got a few ideas of my own.

JAmes’s Annual Consitutional Amendment Wishlist:

Amendment XXVIII: School is lame. Studies ( Read more... )

Greetings to all people of LJ Land!!!

I’ve got an amazing deal for you today. In honor of this year’s elections, I recently decided to record an album with personal renditions of nine all time classic songs, along with an original composition of mine. I really think this idea reflects the current mood and atmosphere of our nation. What we need ( Read more... )

They say about me that I am the strangest person, always making people confused. -Socrates


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*Quick PSA: EVERYONE must buy George Carlin’s new book When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?. Some people like to read psychology books written by Noble Prize winners (BORING!), but I read George Carlin. He really knows what’s going on inside people’s heads, and people think of some really funny shit.*

Check this out. I’ve been bedridden, hocked ( Read more... )

Are really, really lame. But I’ll finally be unveiling my super secret identity to everyone soon. This event will coincide with the season finale of “Last LJ Friend Survivor: Part 2”. Even though there was no “Last LJ Friend Survivor: Part 1”, there will definitely be a season 3 with bigger cuts, put downs, and a little creation I call -- the ( Read more... )

*I’ve finally got something semi-intelligent to talk about. I’m only 18 years old, and the area behind my ears is still quite damp, but I’m just sharing with you my final thoughts on the REAL elections this Fall. For once, I’m not trying to be satirical or spiteful. I’m doing this partly to absolve myself of any apathy I feel will result in my ( Read more... )

And so, in a New York minute, the Yankees finally disappeared. But not before Ram-Rod tried to cheat in Game 6, and Johnny Damon finally decided to open up a can of man beast tonight. I hate the Yankees. They reminded me of the Los Angeles Lakers. They had all the BIG name players, were a bunch of egotistical ball hogs (Jeter trying to play ( Read more... )

First things first. Soon enough all those damn yankees will disappear: GO RED SOX!

::Ahem::

In the midst of enjoying my fillet o’ fish, I noticed that attached to my fries was a familiar sight…McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces!!! Immediately, the memories came flowing and I remembered how I almost collected all the Rail Roads in the 8th grade. That ( Read more... )

*A lesson in netiquette. And public policy. And kicking ass.*

Perusing the internet(s) tonight, I stumbled across a number of alarming LJ communities. In these dens of elitism, everyone listens to the same music…either “Post-Rock” bullshit or “Emo”. They mimic the fashion of their favorite musicians although there is no redeeming value for shitty ( Read more... )

***I’m about to cast a spell of disenchantment upon LJ land. Hopefully, no one will find this hilarious. I don't.***

I’ve had it with everyone trying to push their agenda on me. All the rhetoric. All the government appointed foreign officials. All the conspiracies to destroy the election day paper trail.

I turn on my favorite news station, FOX ( Read more... )