Being a handmaiden is nifty

[lady_silmarien]

Elf!boobies! Lucious, perky, and perfect elf!boobies! I am pleased XD

I love my duties. Making alcoholic beverages, afternoon massages, dry-cleaning isn't so great..but whatever. My personal favorite is lingerie judging. :)

In other news, Zilbeth has taken all my damn explosives. I'm starting to get worried.

Vardamir, you dumb bastard, update or

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[arwenundomiel]

sdhsfkfhasa

tomorrow: lingerie judging all afternoon. i'll just drink my jack out of the bottle. >;)

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[lady_silmarien]

;)

Mmm, I can't wait >;)