Quick way to cure yourself of ever wanting kids.
1)Go to Walmart.
2)Stand in the toy aisle.
3)Wait until some angelic looking little darling throws a fit because he can't have the latest (insert popular toy of the minute here).
4)Say to yourself, "Thank you, God; he's not mine!" and quickly walk away from the source of the noise.
5)Call your doctor
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