I spoke to my dean today ( Read more... )

My name is Andrew Armonaitis. I am 24 years old and live in East Rutherford in a Condo Complex that erodes the human soul because everyone in it seems dead in an alive and still grooving sort of way, like they’re dancing to the beat but don’t know the moves. I am a not yet fully realized Actor/Writer/Director/Kung Fu Movie Superstar ( Read more... )

Jesus, madcap insanity! I want to write this down because this is no doubt important, and sooner or later I'm going to forget it. It'll be erased from my mind and from any other medium so it's important to get it down just so I can look back and taste what insanity is like for a few paragraphs. Existential Anachronistic Paranoia? I believe is in ( Read more... )

Well it took them long enough but apparently the township of Mahwah has been declared as a strategic military site. Obviously this would be because of the number of horse farms in the area, God knows we can’t lose the horsies it would create a horse gap. But hey I kid, why because I care… right? In all actuality I’m not quite sure why all the ( Read more... )

My agent has reminded me of a clause in my contract that states if two people who rarely update thier journals do so in the span of two days I must follow suit and have an update myself. Luckily tonight has given me something to write about ( Read more... )

Ah, sickness, wonderfulness. Not that I'm surprised, I've been playing chicken with all sorts of bugs these past few months, add to that, my lack of sleeping, and sure it was bound to happen sooner or later, thankfully I think I've made a decent recovery, one day in bed will usually cure normal colds, and flus, thankfully this is not a reprise of ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/12/01/scotus.police.questioning.ap/index.html

I don't even know where to begin with this.

It all starts with me not having batteries, which lead me to listen to the radio on the car ride home, which lead me to finding out about this USA Patriot Act that has been fully passed, and then argued by a secret panel of judges that they do not violate the constitution, that they are legal and that necesary actions must be taken in order to ( Read more... )

In a bizarre dream world that once was real there lived a special little race called the dreezles. The dreezles were unlike anything anyone had ever seen before unless they played video games as a child. Which in a bizarre twist of logic was how humans were looked upon by the dreezles. Off in a far corner of the forest that the dreezles inhabitant ( Read more... )

My constant migration from diner to diner in some ways bares similarity to the Native Americans who were indigenous to this land 400 years ago. I move in, take in the pleasures of the abundant coffee and solitude until the supplies run dry or the wait staff no longer disguise their annoyance and disgust with me. At which point I gather my ( Read more... )