So, on Fridays I volunteer at the local wildlife rehabilitation center, the Mercer County Wildlife Center. They are amazing; donate if you can. I love doing it and wish I could be there every day. Valuable lessons are learned about wildlife and how to care for them. This is the story of my latest lesson: Fawns Are Adorable Assholes ( Read more... )

I don't require reminders. I encourage everyone to remember in their own way, but please--for the sake of those who died and those who survive them--please don't encourage the endless media circus that this turns into every year. Don't give our idiot administration one more reason to parade their ignorant American biases and entitlements. It's ( Read more... )

Women Who Wear Glasses

Women wear glasses on chains, like metal dogs on a leash. They whip them around in the air like a lasso. They bite the earpiece of the temple, than which simply nothing is more suggestive. They lay their glasses down on the table, allowing the whole world to go fuzzy on them, while they rub their eyes. They crawl around on ( Read more... )