If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?I truly see no point to this moronic question, but I suppose sometimes the things they ask us have to appeal to those who are completely brain dead, which would account for more than half the people I work with and the majority ( Read more... )

At what moment in your life did you feel most proud?Pride isn't exactly a foreign emotion to Lilah. It's her very favourite of the deadly sins, although it had been neck in neck with wrath for a few years and, for the short while she'd been in Wesley's bed, there was a fleeting interest in lust. In the end, though, pride wins. Pride always seems ( Read more... )

If you could only carry one memory with you into the afterlife, which would you choose?Jesus. You think they'd seek some guidance from a person who's been there before they start making assumptions about the afterlife. Even in hell, you get to keep most of your memories, kids. I mean, how are you going to torture yourself by reliving your past ( Read more... )

What is your worst character flaw?Well ... I'm evil ( Read more... )

If you could trade lives with someone for a day who would it be and what would you do?I'm not completely sure I understand why anyone would want to trade lives with another person for a day. To effectively destroy them? To gain some kind of appreciation for their inner workings? The question says 'trade lives' not 'trade bodies' or even 'trade ( Read more... )

The Wedding!

No one's been injured. Yet.

I don't get nervous.

Lilah Morgan doesn't get nervous.

I do not get nervous.

...

I would really rather be drunk right now.

What is so important to you that without it, life would not be worth living? Why?I'm not going to pretend that I'm above everyone else (although we all know that I am) and say that material possessions don't mean anything to me. They do. They mean a lot. My house, my car, my office, my shoes, my clothing. It's all important. Would I want to ( Read more... )

Alan is still unconscious, which she's very thankful for. He's bleeding a little, but it looks like he's taken a beating from someone else, so she's not particularly worried. David looks more stressed than anyone, but he was the one carrying sixteen year old Alan over his shoulder ( Read more... )

Tucker?

Lilah. My husband is hysterical, the best man is a sixteen year old boy. We have two other sixteen year old boys, both of whom are cops.

Fix this and you have the job. Not only do you have the job, but I will guarantee you the best perks we have to offer.

Wolfram and Hart is at your disposal.

Just fix it.

Before April 2.