laylabinx

laylabinx

18. Spider

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:26

( Oh my God…are you afraid of spiders? )

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17. Hair

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:22

( Hell, you could just shout “FOR SCIENCE!” and have free reign for pretty much anything you wanted to do after that. )

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16. Spanish

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:19

( You sound like you’re speaking in tongues with a fancy Spanish accent. )

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15. Winning

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:16

( You did not win! I simply decided to allow you and your pathetic planet to live another day longer until the second part of my plan comes into fruition. )

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14. Coffee

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:12

( I unexpectedly set fire to the kitchen in the North Tower. )

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13. Acronymns

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:08

( I don’t understand the abbreviations people put in text messages. They don’t make any sense. )

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12. Paris

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:04

( You stabbed him in the throat with a fork. )

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11. Music

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 19:01

( If I ever call you from jail and ask you to come pick me up, just do it with no questions asked, alright? )

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10. Damn You Auto Correct

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 18:57

( Lol, welcome to the world of autocorrect. )

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9. Quiver

laylabinx Jul 20, 2012 18:53

( They don’t sell spare parts in Elf Fancy Weekly? )

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