[kink meme index] Bad Friends Trio - requests

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The request post was so large, it had to be divided into two.

Last updated: April 23, 2011

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Requests

Requests from part 16 through current part here!



Part 1

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=1436280#t1436280
This is a pretty tasteless request, but:
France/Spain/Prussia AU based on this NicoNico parody http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4892540 :
Fubin wo Produce - France and Spain work together to "produce" the outcast Prussia. except with more gay hijinks!

Part 2

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/3274.html?thread=2938826#t2938826
jsjdhd I need to start filling some things, but I need this and I haven't seen it requested or filled yet.
France/Prussia/Spain Three-way
GO GO GO.

Part 3

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=5775575#t5775575
Prussia/France+Spain voyageur. Prussia/France/Spain are all drinking together when France starts getting friendly with Prussia.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=7450071#t7450071
Well, I feel we don't have enough of a certain trio in these here parts. So, potential writers, I would like to interest ye in a deal.
I request "The Bad Friends Trio" of Prussia, France, and Spain pulling pranks on people, and you write it. They can be pranks on anyone, from hated enemies to loved ones! Just want to see them being them.

Part 4

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=8865218#t8865218
Prussia/Spain/France - Prussia and France get pissed off about something (maybe Prussia is annoyed at how France constantly feels Spain up?) and start fighting. Spain tries to intervene and break them up. Sex occurs?

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=10986434#t10986434
Our favorite band of best friends.
Would love to see them getting together and fondly recalling the good old days over a bunch of booze. Which, would of course lead to all three of them getting plastered and losing the ability to keep their hands off of each other. Crazy drunk threesome.
Bonus for double penetration of Spain.
Double bonus if Romano accidentally sees.
T-t-t-triple combo for Spain not being a totally oblivious airhead. :D
(Captcha is "series woody" pffffhhaha)

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=11132866#t11132866
Spain/Fem!Prussia/France
Story: Spain and France find out that Prussia is a virgin. France and Spain decide that since she has no idea what a 'proper' alliance is, they decide to show the unwilling Prussia. Prussia must be held back by the arms, and must protest loudly until she begins to enjoy it.
Threesome is a must, and bonus points for South and North Italy walking in and accidentally seeing it.

Part 5

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/9482.html?thread=11903498#t11903498
Gilbert would like to ask...what the hell do you do when your two best friends have somehow, inexplicably, been turned into women?
Yep! You got it! Prussia with Fem!France and Fem!Spain. Prussia's torn between being weirded out by the whole thing or turned on. 'Cause honestly, they're both...well, sexy (http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv122/motsdesagesse/bad%20friends%20trio/3933755.jpg).
Bonus points if Fem!France intentionally tries to seduce him (and succeeds), and Fem!Spain unintentionally does so (and succeeds). And it ends in a threesome.


Part 6

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=18271266#t18271266
AU High School. Their on top of the school roof, ditching class and discussing their crushes, chatting about what they would do to them if they got to bed them. France with Canada, Spain with S.Italy, and Prussia with Germany. Eventually, they try to outdo each other until one cracks and pins another down.
Multiple positions are encouraged, but would like them to say their crushes names instead of each others. Whoever bottoms or if DP comes into play is up to the Anon.
Bonus if one or all of their "objects-of-desire" hear them or watch from the crack in the rooftop door.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=18169122#t18169122
1)Take the Bad Friends trio
2) Genderbend them
3) Make them bored and wanting to play a game/makes a bet with eachother: Whoever can get their respective tsundere or frenemy to date and lay them first wins whatever they decided to bet on.
France: England
Spain: Southern Italy
Prussia: Austria
So basically, there is gonna be a lot of fail seducing, oblivious men, each one determined to win, and maybe one of these actually end up staying together...?
Whoever wins is up to authornon, but bonus is Prussia takes a break halfway through the game to play on her crush on Northern Italy and let him take her on dates while the others have to suffer rejection tee hee

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=17283874#t17283874
Someone already requested this with fem!Prussia, buttt... can I see bad friends trio, with a female!Spain? Neither of the other two genderbended. I don't mind just interaction, at any point of history, but I certainly wouldn't mind a threesome there, either.
...France being handsy with Spain *still* just as oblivious would be great, too.
Bonus for England and Romano appearing, even if only for a bit, because why not.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=16846882#t16846882
1am. Their drunk, horny, and on the prowl.
Ludwig's the only one they can find.
Roll with it.
Bonus: Ludwig likes it.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=16181538#t16181538
France/Prussia/Spain: Weed-fueled threesome.
Bonus points if Spain and France doubleteam Prussia/ top the heck out of him.
We know these three know how to have a good time~. Please, Anons?

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=14981666#t14981666
The Bad Friends Trio tease England about how she use to look so hot when she was a pirate and now she looks like a preteen nerd. Then at the next World Meeting, she proves them wrong. 8D HOT HOT HOT SMUT =D
Bonus: She dresses up as a dominatrix or something similarly hot and sexy >:D
Super!Bonus: Mentions of Trap!Thailand

Part 7

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=18539216#t18539216
The members of the Bad Touch Trio are absolutely CLUELESS when it comes to sex, so their respective partner has to teach them the ropes.
Choose any of them, but it would be awesome if all three were done.
OP would give her first-born child for Hungary/Prussia, Romano/Spain, or England/France

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=18547920#t18547920
I want somewhat committed bad friends trio. Where, you know, Prussia crushes on NItaly (and maybe West and NItaly, and Hungary and Austria), France totally flirts with everyone in sight, and Spain spoils snarky tsunderes, and the first and last coo over cute things while France coos over sexy things, but really, they're together in the end.
But there's a difference 'spoiling Romano' and 'allowing Romano to piss on Spain's house because Spain has no money to give Romano in a war that Spain is not (formally) involved in due to having completely destroyed himself in a Civil War just a few years ago'. Ya know.
So: France and Prussia hounding Spain, because that Is Not Badass and Dude What Happened To You (although I imagine that's more Prussia then France, who is likely more inclined to mind-games then that) but with a heavy undercurrent (as at least Prussia is not subtle, and France can be quite obvious) of 'ours, don't you dare fall for someone else'. Unfortunately, as Spain is the most oblivious creature on the planet, he doesn't get it and is just feeling hounded.
This leads to jealousy, confusion, some back and forths, a very put out Romano, probably Spain proving he can very well still be badass thank you very much, but eventually a happy ending threesome: yes, Spain's theirs, yes, they're Spain's, yeah, Spain is fond of Romano- but the first two things are certainly not going to change and all's well and all that.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=18531536#t18531536
Prussia/France/Spain and(/!) America, in _modern_ time. In a sort of 'we taught you how it works, let's see if you've kept up with your lessons, hm?' thing. And, and, everyone acts smutty and sexy and insane.
And England is so totally outraged but so totally turned on, so help him God.
benes Nixon wtf

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=19482320#t19482320
France, Spain and Prussia have been known to be good friends, but France and Spain are closer to each other and Prussia is often the third wheel and more often then not ends up alone (as usual lol).
Then all of a sudden -Insert any nation- befriends Prussia and France and Spain gets extremely jealous and tries to get Prussia back
BONUS: France and Spain fail attempts at winning Prussia over
BONUS 2: Smut at the end

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=19597520#t19597520
Everyone knows the old Bet chestnut of a story idea beloved of teen movies and sit-coms since the beginning of time.
You know the one where Person A makes a bet with their friends that they can get Person B to fall in love with them by a certain amount of time. Person B is suspicious for a while but is eventually worn down and does start to fall in love with Person A while at the same time Person A is falling in love as well. (Somewhere in the middle of all this there is usually some intense and overly long makeover/music montage where the "ugly duckling" turns into a swan which helps the whole process along) But then the truth of the bet comes out at the most inopportune time leaving Person B devastated and Person A to flail around trying to prove that they really do love Person B. Yada, yada, yada.
Well I would love to see a story where Person A is Spain and Person B is America.
France and Prussia, while out drinking, talk about the times they've been with America and Spain gets all sad-faced because he's never been with America like that. So the bet/plot is formed ect. Spain does some hardcore wooing ('cause my headcanon is that he's better at wooing the France...truefax), if the writer can make a part of that wooing involve horses (particularly the Mustangs) I would be incredibly grateful. Story proceedes as normal with the falling in love and the finding out and well...the exact nature of the story is up to the writer but I'd prefer a happy ending. The whole makeover subplot isn't necessary but I can see Spain finding out a lot more about the real-America he keeps hidden under that over-the-top exterior. At some point an overly protective UK or Canada appears.
Bonus: When the truth comes out America is devastated but he doesn't go into a cliche-freaking out melt down. He's hurt and angry and doesn't want anything further to do with Spain but he keeps it mostly inside and is much more resigned to the whole thing because he's used to people only wanting to be with him because they want something from him or that they want to have a fun time without anything real ever happening with it. This bothers Spain more then any full-out freak out would.
Bonus 2: France and Prussia have never actually been with America they were rejected when they tried and are setting Spain up for the same thing. They're such great friends...in their defense when they realize how much Spain cares for America after the reveal they do try to help him out.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=19499472#t19499472
It suddenly occurred to me that there's mpreg written for almost everybody except for...Spain? (I think there is one for Fem!Spain but that's fem.) Anon would really love to see a story that includes the following:
- Spain is incredibly happy about having a child, to the point of being annoying.
- He forces the Bad Friends Trio to go maternity clothes/baby supplies shopping with him.
- He can't remember who he slept with, but in his usual obliviousness doesn't even seem to care, causing the father to eventually reveal himself out of possessiveness. (Pairing is up to the author, I DO have a soft spot for Spain/S.Italy so I would like to see the father being Romano.)

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=19607248#t19607248
This anon is very simple in her tastes....so all she asks for is Bad Touch Trio gen.
I trust you other anons to make this into something fantastic.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=20302288#t20302288
OKAY GAIIZ. We have the Bad Friends/Bad Touch Trio (France, Spain, Prussia) and The Pathetic Trio/Bad Brothers Trio (Denmark, England, Prussia)
Prussia happens to be in both ~ ♥
I would SERIOUSLY LOVE if someone wrote a fic where France+Spain vs Denmark+England over Prussia for their respective trio!!!
YOU KNOW THIS WOULD SO HAPPEN! GO AUTHOR!ANONS! GOOOO~!
(of course alcohol in some point in time, even if brief mention if obligatory considering who we're talking about)
AWESOME BONUS: SMUT

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=20180176#t20180176
I've read that fic on Bad Touch Trio(Spain, Prussia & France)/Veneziano. Now I wish to see the three goons and Romano, please?

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=20381136#t20381136
so, does anyone here watch criminal minds? well, it's a show about a behavioural analysis unit going after serial killers. i was watching it earlier and got this horrifying thought: wouldn't the bad friends trio make a scary bau? (and wouldn't it be funny to see shyer than is healthy matthew joins them?)

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=20349904#t20349904
Based off of the second pic here -> http://kisekai.web.fc2.com/heta20.html (LOVE that artist, her(?) style is refreshly different!)
Spain trying to start a make out session with Romano on the couch, WITH FRANCE AND PRUSSIA SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!
What happens? Seriously and totally up to anon, and I don't mean that as a "read-between-the-lines-GIMME-SEX!" demand, it's all up to you guys. I just want that ONE plot line, and the rest you can go crazy with! ^_^b
Bonus (just popped into my head): Spain's being overprotective of Romano during this, leading to massive brain melting ("... Then why...?")

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=20325072#t20325072
Prussia loses a bet - SHOCKING! >w> - with Spain and France and, as punishment has to allow them to pimp him out for a few days. Gilbert has to sell himself to three people in three days and take the the other two out drinking with his earnings. Up to author what the penalty is for refusing.
Except..everyone's so used to The Bad Touch Trio's antics, they don't take Prussia seriously. Except for Ludwig, who arranges to meet Gilbert later to make it look as though he's buying sex, when really..all he's doing is giving his brother enough money to get the other two off his back. But Francis barges in in the middle of this. France/Prussia/Germany ensues. Would prefer the other two top Prussia, but won't be picky. ^.^

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=20496080#t20496080
Bad Touch Trio threesome.
A weekly ritual; Fridays, go out drinking, get wasted, fuck.
Bonuses for Prussia being sub, double penetration (mouth & ass), every one else knows, but doesn't say anything.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=21572816#t21572816
Bad Touch Trio, having a sloppy drunk threesome.
Doesn't even have to be full smut. I dunno, I just want these three really sloshed and licking/kissing all over each other.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=21830864#t21830864
Ever since Spain started going out with Romano, he's not spending as much time with France and Prussia, who feel neglected. After trying (and failing) as a duo, Prussia and France decide to hold auditions for a new member to replace Spain! Requirements? Must be AWESOME.
All candidates go through tests and fail. The problem is... nobody measures up to Spain.
In the end, Romano is his tsundere self Spain spends more time with his friends again.
Bonus: The candidates include Denmark, America, Bulgaria and Liechtenstein.
Bonus 2: Liecht's test is pranking Austria.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=22012368#t22012368
Spain has made it a habit to come home drunk in the middle of the night and pass out on the couch after long fun outings with his fellow Bad Trio buddies - and Romano had enough of this. Therefore, he forces Spain to take him along next time, so that he can keep a tight leash on him.
Only... He isn't taking into account that dealing with drunk!France, Prussia and Spain at the same time might not be the easiest task...
Bonus: Romano trying to drag Spain home early, only to have the other two come along and crash at his territory a.k.a. Spain's place
Bonus 2: Just a tidbit extra PruMano lovin'?~

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=22044880#t22044880
So Romano runs off with who-the-hell-ever, and Spain then lapses in to an actual depression. His best friends, somewhat concerned about this, decide that he needs to get laid/fall in love with someone who returns it. Therefore, Prussia and France start off sending Spain on almost blind dates.
Only they both have vastly different ideas of what sort of person is the 'right' romantic partner for their friend. Only Spain is feeling a bit passive-aggressive and is acting even denser then usual and refusing to acknowledge anything as dates. Only Romano is a possessive tsundere despite it all and is convinced that no one is good enough for (that stupid) tomato bastard. Only one of them actually has a crush on Spain and is (sub?)consciously sabotaging things. Only somehow they put him on a blind date with England and that's a crazy disaster of even epicer proportions.
Or not. Use the Only's that amuse you- the first prompt part is all I'm really asking for, just throwing out random complications.

Part 8

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=22685843#t22685843
Random girl-bonding-moments between the bad girlfriends trio and S. Italy. Or moments where these girls are kicking some ass for Lovina's sake.
Any and/or all combos between these four are encouraged~.
bonus: if Antonia/Lovina is the main source of fluff in this fill/request.
Dressing room stuff happening over there makes me want to see happy-fluff of those two, anyway. ):
recaptcha: Penalties heighten. ...It wants the trio to kick someone's ass, then? lulz.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=22793363#t22793363
Bad Friend TrioxBad Cougar Trio: I don't know how you can do it anons, but please try your best! reCAPTCHA: bristled Gilbert… Did France try to put the moves on him too early?

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=23393683#t23393683
Teenagers!Bad friends trio experimenting with each other. BONUS: France and Spain takes advantage of Prussia who is completely clueless due to his vows back when he was a Teutonic Knight (or anything something along those lines.... ) BONUS: If they go home to their dad/brother/boss/etc and tell them about what they did that day and oblivious to the reaction of the person/people they're telling

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=23547283#t23547283
Bad Friends Trio + 'Dick in a box' (by lonely islands)

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=24136339#t24136339
okay, so one night while drunk the bad friends decide to write a romance novel. for some reason one of them decides to send it out to be published. it gets picked up. it gets published. it gets BIG. because? shock of all shockers, its /good/. it's good a good piece of literature: good writing, all elegant prose and subtitle, good characters, intense, heart wrenching, etc. it becomes so popular...well, the nations represent the people...so...

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=24177811#t24177811
Host Club AU! (How has this not been requested?)
Anon has a liking for Prussia/France/Spain, together. But seriously, use what characters you want. Some het would actually be lovely for this prompt, if you're up for it.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=24210579#t24210579
I was listening through some of my old CD's today, when I came across the song "Get Down" by B4-4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b3A9IKNCVA - I know you remember it). Then I realized something.
I need to see the Bad Touch Trio rocking out, singing and dancing, to this song. I don't care where, why or how, but I need to see it. Maybe they got drunk? Maybe they lost a bet? It's all up to you, anons.
Bonus: Prussia gets all up in someone's (Canada's?) face while singing the line, "I'm gunna make you come tonight... over to my house."
Double Bonus: This all goes down during a world meeting.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=24358803#t24358803
Some fluffy bonding/big brother/fatherly moments between the bad friends trio and the little nations that they are raising. :)
Spain/Romano
France/Canada (or France/Canada/Seychelles. Or France/Seychelles. whichever anon likes of those three choices.)
Prussia/Germany
random bonus: if our favorite Trio try exchanging their baby nations with each other for a few days, and lulzy results happen (i.e = France taking in little Romano? Spain taking in little Ludwig? Prussia taking in little Canada and/or little Seychelles?).

Part 9

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=26960910#t26960910
Gakuen AU. England holds a strange fascination for France, Prussia, and Spain but since he's the student council president, he has to pretend he hates everything they do and stand for. When he thinks they aren't looking however, he follows them around, almost hoping they'll notice him and invite him along because he's secretly lonely idk.
And then one day, Prussia or France notice him and call him out on stalking them and England denies it at first of course. Whatever happens after that, is up to anon. Somehow, though, I'd like to see this end in a kind of friendship between the four while possibly one of the trio ends up falling for England HARD.
bonus 1: the trio molest and tease England at any given time
bonus 2: the one that likes him fails epically at getting England to notice
bonus 3: awkward teenage boy shyness: go!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=26940942#t26940942
This is embarrassing, but I would really, really love to see the Bad Friends Trio do (kinky stuff to) Austria. Austria...is Austria, and starts out unwilling and horrified, but ends up loving it (bonus if they make him literally weep with pleasure. bonus x 2 if he ends up being the insatiable one!).
As far as I recall, I haven't really seen anything similar around, but I stand corrected.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=26754318#t26754318
Bad touch trio x Austria. Stealing vital regions, dubious consent on Roderich's part at first/he enjoys it but his pride refuses to let him admit it. Idea would likely be Prussia's perhaps they were all drinking and got bored, but that isn't necessary.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=27785230#t27785230
Both Antonio and Francis, falling in Love with Gilbert and fighting against each other to get his love.
Up to authoranons, with whom Gil ends up, Antonio, Francis, both, none.
AU? Modern Hetalia Time? Pirate/Empire Time? Up to you, too.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=28044814#t28044814
Pierrot and Gilbird eat a tomato. Bad Friends discuss xD

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?replyto=28145422
Gilbird and Pierrot have some action xD

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=28186894#t28186894
Because I've never seen something like this before and I want it so much!
Anything goes as long as there is smut.
Bonus: If Gilbird is somehow involved in a non perverted way!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=28272654#t28272654
Yes everyone loves it when the boys all get nice and drunk and a night of hot passion ensues, blah blah...
But this anon is thinking of something else.
A COMMITTED threesome between them. I'm talking something like a ménage à trois, no one night stands please.
Bonus if...
1. Prussia (referring to Spain) says "Oh be nice to him Francis, he's a pussy, remember?"
2. Prussia and France were originally together and 'coax' Spain into it.
3. There is ACTUALLY sex in it.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=28322062
It seems that when it comes to Bad Friends Trio it can only be sex and threesomes. Or simple friendship. Well, this anon is a hopeless romantic and would like to see them falling in love.
So. Spain/Prussia - Prussia is starting to slowly develop a crush on Spain. He doesn't notice it at first, then he thinks something is seriously wrong with him. His feelings are obvious to everyone but him - and Spain, of course. It can be also the other way around, doesn't matter. The point is - both of them are being dumb and oblivious about it and France, as their friend, decides to help them out. And so crack happens.
Make it cute, please! :3 I also don't mind smut at all and it doesn't matter who tops.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=28985358#t28985358
Bad Touch Trio. First meet and the birth of a friendship

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=29081102#t29081102
France/Fem!Prussia/Spain.
Because the two would be awfully jealous if male!Hungary or someone else kept stealing their beloved member out on dates or something. And Prussia just IGNORES them in favour of male!Hungary or whoever. Time to show her who she should be paying attention to.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=29477390#t29477390
Badtouch trio. As Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Ed is obviously Gilbert, Francis is a slightly smarter, much more sexually appealing Eddy, and Spain, being the least insane of the three, is Double D.
To avoid confusion, Hetalia names are preferred. Whether country or human is up to you.
Bonuses
*Russia is Rolf, Hungary is Nazz, South Italy is Kevin, and North Italy is Jimmy.
*Jawbreakers
*Cracky Smut Ensues

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=29679630#t29679630
Can I get a fic where France, Spain, and Prussia are chasing/hunting North Italy down in the woods? Italy is terrified and exhausted but keeps running because he knows what will happen if they catch him i.e. rape.
If they catch up to him or if he escapes is up to you. But, I think it is kind fruitless for him.
This doesn't have to be in canon. In fact, I can see it working better in AU.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=29982478#t29982478
Bad Friends Trio swore to be friends forever. But what happens if two of them fall in love with the third one, at the same time? Well... poor Gilbo. Antonio seems to really, really like him, even though he's still quite oblivious about it, and at first it looks like Francis just wants to flirt but then he becomes all serious, too...
It doesn't really matter who Gilbert chooses. I just want their friendship to survive it all, and I want some warm fuzzy you-guys-are-my-bff moments. And don't let it end up as a threesome, please. Feel free to pair up the remaining boy with someone else or make them all simply choose friendship. Though please consider the fact that this anon is a hopeless romantic. >OOO
Bonus teenage!France is kind of girly.
Bonus2 Antonio gets angry/dangerous/snarky at least once.
Bonus3 Poland gives Gilbo advices on love and friendship. The advices seem reasonable but for some reason they fail when it comes to his friends.

Part 10

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13125.html?thread=30960709#t30960709
Bad Touch Trio take the night off to curl up with some wine and watch a chick flick together. Bonus points for them making fun of it at first but then totally getting into it and tearing up. Anon! will personally hunt down and kill any fillers who dare to use Twilight. You have been warned.



Part 11
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=34240887#t34240887
Prussia+Spain+France/England
Since I saw the 悪友とまゆげ tag on Pixiv I cannot get out of my head how hot this could be. I love all three as pairings individually so combining them is an awesome idea, non? :'D
I'm thinking along the lines of the trio find out they all like Arthur, but instead of arguing they decide to share him.
So they plan to get him; wooing him seperately, in pairs, or all together. Cue confused Brit, who ends up not sure who to choose and starts to fret about hurting the feelings of the other two he would have to reject... before the trio take pity and tell him he doesn't have to.
Sexy foursome times ensuing would be very much appreciated. :'D ♥ (Preferably consensual, not because they got him drunk.)
Bonus: Arthur is completely oblivious to their attempts at winning him over at first but then starts to get suspicious and/or flustered from all the attention.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=34587767#t34587767
little!Bad-friends-trio enjoy tormenting poor little!Austria. When little!Hungary shows up on the scene, she becomes little!Austria's guard dog. little!Prussia talks to her at some point or another, maybe gets a bit of a crush on her, maybe befriends her and little!Austria, and in general starts to get nicer. One day when Hungary isn't around the little!trio gets a chance to pick on little!Austria and little!Prussia feels really guilty or even protects him....and the rest is up to writer!Anon! ^_^
Pairings up to writer!Anon, but please keep them to the childhood crush variety. I want fluffy stuff. However if when Hungary finds out Prussia was nice she kisses him on the cheek, resulting in an insanely flustered Prussia, Anon will not object.
Bonus: Throw in Chibirisu (Iggy) and the Italies somehow and you will get my fristborn, my soul, and possibly my cat....

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=34763127#t34763127
sorta kinda based on this:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=5984208
I'd love to see a fic set in the Gakuen Hetalia AU with the bad touch trio flirting/playing around with England. This does not pleases America, who secretly has a huge crush on England, and makes a point of letting the trio know it. But instead of backing off, they start hanging off England more. Cue frantic jealous!possessive! America!
Please, awesome anons of the kink meme! Please fill this!
BONUS: one of the trio has a crush on England too and is not willing to back down.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=36279159#t36279159
I'd love to see one of the Bad Touch Trio put on a sexy show with a (semi)willing partner/significant other for the other two eg Prussia/Germany while France and Spain watch (and jerk it/each other, if you like). I don't mind what paring it is although I'm not a fan of France/Canada.
Make it as sleazy as you want. If the partner knows they're being watched or not is up to you.
KINK!BONUS: It's with a significantly younger partner (Latvia? Teen!Germany? Sealnd?) and it's kind of creepy.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=36280183#t36280183
France, Spain and Prussia all share a considerable amount of history with Scotland and although not canon, Scotland is often personified as being ballsy, drunk, loud...and Canada's touchy-feely Uncle. I think he would fit right in!
BONUS: Doesn't have to be smut but some France/Scotland lovin' is good.
BONUS 2: All of them bond by bitching about England at some point.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=36471415#t36471415
It's very simple, the Bad Friends trio married at the same time.
So Spain/Romano
Prussia/Canada
France/Scotland
Bonus : America and England decide to get married too.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=36839031#t36839031
Prussia, France, and Spain in an actual full circle (...anglely?) love triangle- A likes B, B likes C, C likes A. As dramatic, ugly, and painful as you can stand to make it, while keeping all three in character.
A happy ending is fine, though. Anon likes happy endings.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=37712247#t37712247
France, Prussia, and Spain go bar-hopping/clubbing with the intent of getting laid, but end up unlucky at the end of the night. So, they decide to act on the idea 'if you can't be with one you love, love the one you're with.'
Bonus points for Prussia in the middle of that threesome.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=37827447#t37827447
France and Spain are in love. After a steamy loving passionate night, they are both down with the flu (all those kisses and shared breaths, tsk tsk).
Prussia shows up and nurses them back to health being his usual awesome self...just a little fluffier.
I will love you forever if, when the other two finally fall asleep, Prussia thinks about what awesome friends they are and how much he loves them and how clearly he's not going to tell them that xD
not that they need it for them to know
Pure, shameless, awesome fluff
Bonus. Gilbird, to increase the fluff even more

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=37847159#t37847159
I would like the Bad Touch Trio running amuck to the song "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.
I don't care if its a fic, fanart or heck even an AMV. Please make Anon smile!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=36232055#t36232055
The Bad Touch Trio; how they met, their history together, antics, and what they're like today. Anon would prefer it if this was mostly historically accurate please, but she is happy as long as there's at least some history in there.
Prefered pairing: SpainxPrussiaxFrance OR PrussiaxSpainxFrance
In either of those orders. Also, anon's head canon is that Prussia's age corresponds with "Old Prussia" so he is technically the oldest, followed by Spain and then France. Anon would love if this were followed.

Part 12

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=40070108#t40070108
Dear Anon, I want to see France and Prussia come over to take care of a bad-cold-inflicted Spain~ make as fluffy or as crack-ey as you want!
*bonus points for Chibimano!
*bonus points for a House MD reference xD
*bonus points for pedophilia

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=40059612#t40059612
In the middle of the American Revolution, America has, of course, allied himself with Prussia, Spain and France. The three of them are all trying to get their hands on America, but due to his super strength and complete and utter ignorance, America keeps accidentally foiling their advances.
BONUS Points: The story is being told at a modern day UN meeting, and America is still unaware that any of this ever happened.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=40110044#t40110044
Modern times. France and Prussia haven't considered each other friends since the end of WW2. They miss each other, but there's too much pain, anger, and guilt between them for them to think their relationship can be reconciled.
Spain, who has remained close to both of them, invites them over to his house (without the other being aware) in an attempt to get them to talk. It's the first time France and Prussia have been face to face in years, and the resulting confrontation gets everything they've been thinking out in the open.
Whether it happens right then or over a span of time, I'd like the result to be some renewed France/Prussia/Spain after they've been apart for over half a century.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=42886620#t42886620
Spain X Prussia (France watching)
Spain x Prussia having sex, must include grinding and Prussia 'bottoming from the top.' France masturbating as he watches them in secret.
Bonus If spain x prussia know that France is watching.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=42450140#t42450140
bad touch trio drive to the airport to get Italy (for something, your choice), then while they go back to the hotel/meeting/whatever, one of the three drives, and the other two (or just one, while the third watches and gets off on it) work on Italy on the back seat of the car as they go.
no non-con or dubcon.
bonus - you work out a DP on Italy
double bonus - Italy isn't just a weepy uke or a stupid, but participates willingly and does some work himself.
triple bonus (you get my undying love) - the driver stops the car to get some of the action himself. somewhere public where people might come and look at them.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=42993884#t42993884
The Bad Friends Trio argue about which one of them is the most romantic. Eventually, it turns into a contest. Whichever one of the trio can sucessfully woo another nation and get them to sleep with them wins.
Naturally, Francis is cocky and thinks he'll win no problem because of France's romantic reputation.
However, Spain is considered to be the country of passion, which ties along with romance.
Gilbert is automatically the underdog because Antonio and Francis say he hasn't got a romantic bone in his body. Needless to say, Gilbert is determined not to lose.

Part 13

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=44623197#t44623197
Prussia, France and Spain are in an established triangle, for fun, to have sex together. Then one of them falls in love with someone else (for example, France -> UK) and leaves the other two alone. At first they're fine with that - after all, they still can have fun together. But then they realize when it's just two of them, things are different. The conversations are different, their dynamics are different, everything seems more intimate and when one of them knows he's the only one to make the other tremble, flush and moan, it feels weird but also... amazing.
So. Make them fall in love. :) And don't forget the third one and his relationship with the nation of your choice.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=44816989#t44816989
The truth is, Prussia never had sex. He hides behind his jokes and immature attitude in an effort to keep people/other nations away. It's not that anyone has tried. It's that he waited so long that the idea of sex is humiliating/scary etc. He is embarassed about his fear and does not let anyone.
France and Spain are not fooled. They let Prussia know in uncertain terms that they are not letting him hide or run away. Together, they slowly and gently coax Prussia into a relationship and eventual sex.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=45043037#t45043037
This anon was watching history channel and learned something interesting. We all know that France and later Spain helped America during the revolution, but I recently learned that Friedrich von Steuben, the man who whipped Washington's troops into gear was not merely german as I was taught in seventh grade, but Prussian.
Suddenly this anon was bombarded with images of the bad touch trio 'helping' out and thus influencing a young, 14ish Alfred with their crazy antics. Preferably funny, but if you can make it serious than more props to you.
Bonus #1; This is Francis's revenge for taking Matthew from him and is determined to annoy England to death
Bonus #2; Arthur is not amused when he finds out, not at all.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=45141341#t45141341
So, I don't want a crossover, but give me the Bad Touch Trio and England in a sort of Sex and the City style fic. Because it would work
Carrie = Prussia (but instead of writing articles, he blogs)
Samantha = France
Charlotte = Spain
Miranda = England
I want Prussia narrating in his awesome way, and all of them gossiping about their love/sex lives and generally being the Sex and the City girls in their own messed up ways (no genderbend).
Pairings are up to anon (but no het, please), although Prussia/Austria is practically a requirement, unless anon is violently opposed to it (or anon decides they prefer the 3rd bonus down below). And remember the tradition of inserting random sex scenes into the mix. Smut isn't necessary, but I'm just saying...
Bonus - they go out drinking, try some cocktails, then decide fuck it, they prefer beer
Bonus 2 - Spain is getting broody
Bonus 3 - pair some/all of them up with each other

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=45042781#t45042781
So England was pretty badass in his pirate days right? And I've seen a bunch of pics were it implies that younger!France raised Iggy so I want a fic were Iggy is part of the bad friends trio. How he got in it (because I don't think they'd like France's annoying/grumpy little brother tagging along everywhere no matter how cute he looks) and their adventures together before the whole armada/epic love-hate of France/him not liking Prussia for whatever reason thing. I'd like to see some modern Bad Friend's Trio and England thinking back on those times.
Bonus-
England makes himself the self-proclaimed leader of the group
They all actually do pretty much like each other and it's not just England forcing them to let him join.
The Bad Friends Trio had a different name (obviously XD) and tried to kick him out with the excuse 'Trio' sounds cooler...but Arthur decides to leave the group before they can go through with the plan.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=47748189#t47748189
America seeks foreign help to fight England. The gorgeous femmes of the Bad Touch Trio land on his shores to give it to him. In more ways than one
These beautiful women completely seduce (or demand, as payment) and have very kinky sex with young teen!America, who ends totally exhausted, hypersensitized, drenched in sweat and his own come (the little not inside them), panting hard and drooling…they completely milk him of everything he’s got. He can’t even get it up the next day, in all his youthful glory.
NOW, FOR KINKS: Lots! Prostrate massage, anal stretching, beads, enemas, watersports, fingering, breast fondling and rubbing, nipple sucking like a baby! :D, calling him “boy” and other pet names that remark on his youth, tortuously slow (or skilled) blowjobs, cunnilingus, sucking on lips and tongue hard, fucking him with a strapped-on dildo or objects while he fucks another one of them, cumming inside, bondage, food sex, hair pulling, slapping, vanilla and sweet the next…anything you want, anons ;)
BONUS 1: America was a virgin before this (c’mon, he’s, like, 14 or 15 then!), and can’t believe these experienced and powerful women really truly want an inexperienced young boy like him…but he looks yummy, of course they want him
BONUS 2: America begs for “no more, please”, because he’s truly overwhelmed and/or getting light-headed.
MEGA BONUS: He calls out England’s name at one point

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=48163421#t48163421
Yes i want France, Prussia, Spain and South Italy ... together ... having sex ...
South Italy isn't liking it/is against it at first but enjoys it later on.
Do with it what you want i just need some sexy tiemz >w

Part 14

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=49931705#t49931705
Bad Trio + Italy brothers gangbang Belgium: It's consensual, romantic and erotic. Belgium is the only focus of their affections. They take turns with Belgium while the others watch.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=50176185#t50176185
The Bad Touch Trio teases, annoys and/or molests Arthur, the student council president, every chance they get.
But then, one day, they witness some older students (Ex-students perhaps, coming back to bask in their old glory...), harassing and beating up Arthur (who of course fights back but is overwhelmed). In the end they try to rape him.
The focus lies on the 'try' here, though.
Because the BTT goes like, totally berserk on them. Arthur is THEIRS.
Threesome with Uke!England to all of them, with marking and claiming involved.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=50329273#t50329273
Fantasy RPG AU (think of Ragnarok Online. Or any other fantasy RPG.)
With them as fail!knights in the guild whom the others (from their guild or other guilds) actually fear... in any way (up to filling!anon's likings). Doing anything unexpected for feared "high class" knights--weak!monsters hunting, anything lulzy etc. Yeah.
Also Spain's weapon must be that hugeass axe/halberd.
Bonus: appearance of magician!England and/or priest!Romano, in the same guild or not. and they probably are some of few people who don't think highly/don't fear of the trio.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=50828985#t50828985
Canada and Korea get pretty depressed about being ignored by who they love when they go out to drink. Coincidentally, it turned out that the Bad Touch Trio were also drinking at the exact same bar and decide to help them(mostly through France's persuading the other two) to help Canada and Korea with their love problems. Unfortunately, a lot of the help backfires, usually because of America somehow ending up in the mix.
Bonus - The 2 start getting anonymous love advice and it works extremely well.
Bonus 2- It's from Belarus.
Bonus 3- The Bad Touch Trio decides to kidnap America so that he would stop screwing things up. And decide to have their own fun with the American

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=53338041#t53338041
I'd like to see something with each of the Bad Friends Trio boasting that their Superior Courting Skills can win anyone over/get them into anyone's pants. Denmark bets them they can't get Norway, who is known as a frigid ice bitch. Antics ensue.
Can be Gakuheta or not, all up to the creator!anon. Preferably something cracky and fun~
Bonus: Denmark wins a large sum of money in the end.
double-bonus: Anon happens to be rather fond of Denmark/Norway. Just saying.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=53600185#t53600185
An accident with Britannia Angel's wand transforms France, Spain and Prussia into children. Germany (coming for Prussia) and Romano (coming for Spain) want England to fix the mess his magic made, but the best he can do is tell them that they'll have to wait until it wears off.
So I want Germany to take care of child!Prussia, Romano to take care of child!Spain, and England to take care of child!France. Make it sweet and lulz-worthy! I don't mind if there's shota, but it's not a requirement and I rather if there wasn't.
Bonus:
1. England didn't want to take care of child!France and was originally going to force him onto someone else, but child!France throws a tantrum and cries the moment someone other than England tries to pick him up.
2. When the spell wares off the three of them, I want England, Romano and Germany to be doing something to their respective wards that embarasses them to do to an adult.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=53804729#t53804729
The Bad Touch Trio were great friends…in the 1600s-1700s. Then all of them proceeded to behave like pricks to one another (mostly France and Prussia), and they’ve never been that close since then. But they all miss it. Boy, do they miss it.
So, someone (preferably not Romano) convinces Spain, the only one who managed to remain civil to the other two, to invite them for holidays. Unbeknown to the other, he invites both of them, and they proceed to throw a fit when they see each other. They have a lot of issues, anger and past hurt to get through, but thankfully they are proud and stubborn enough to remain at Spain’s just to show each other they can’t be removed.
Don't overlook Spain's side of things! Napoleon also invaded Spain, and Spain also suffered the World Wars and their aftermath, and his own Civil War. He has as many reasons to resent his friends as the other two, he's just more friendly and agreeable.
Bonus. Friends with benefits? Or only in the past, if you want to keep it strictly friendshippy?
tl;dr: Spain invites France and Prussia to his house to see if he can salvage their friendship

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=53838521#t53838521
Bad Friends Trio have no sense of personal boundaries, i.e. touching each other wherever they please, whenever they please. They don't realize it's weird until other people make comments about it.
Bonus 1: A lot of their interactions beings sweet, i.e. holding hands, kissing foreheads, etc.
Bonus 2: Ludwig is sometimes the receiver of their touching and responds appropriately.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=53933497#t53933497
They're in a threesome, so they should be having some mindblowing threesome sex, right? Except Prussia will only sleep with France OR Spain (preferably when the left-out nation isn't even around) and manages to escape any situation where things might get too intimate between all three of them. Frustrated, France and Spain decide to get him extremely drunk, in hopes that he'll let slip the reason he's so uncomfortable with the concept of actually consummating their polyamorous relationship.
After some coaxing and a lot of alcohol, Prussia admits that his first and last experience with group sex was being gang-raped as a child.
I don't care where it goes from there. But I had a bloody dream about this scenario last night and I kind of want to see it written. So... please? :]

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=53585081#t53585081
So the Bad Touch Trio are the most badass group of friends on the entire campus (That's not meant to be sarcastic. I want them fawned over, dammit). Everyone /should/ recognize their awesome.
But that snarky Brit of a school president, who constantly bogs them down with detention (not to mention insults), sure doesn't.
And niether does that angry Italian kid, who keeps getting them in trouble with the Principle.
And /oh/ that Canadian...he doesn't even pay attention to them at all! (role reversal much?)
So Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert do what they do best; divide and conquer. And to make it interesting, they make a bet on who can get in their 'beloved's' pants fastest.
Of course, it's not as easy as it seems. For any of them.
Bonus: Arthur is NOT Mr. SUPER UKE :D. K? And he snorts when he laughs.
Bonus 2: Francis does NOT win the bet.
Bonus 3: Ludwig and Roderich openly laugh at the bad friends' trio's fail.

part 15

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=55807766#t55807766
In this gakuen au, the bad friends trio exist. They cause trouble.And for once each of them already have their usual partner (like, S.italy for spain, england for france, austria for prussia) and they are in happy (if somewhat snarky) relationships. but the bad friends trio DONT LOVE THEM.
Let it be said, they arent doing it out've cruelty or anything, they actually are in love, but in a platonic way and/or they actually are rivals w/ benifeits/best frinds that they think is love.
What i want is for them to slowly fall in love with another person, and not want to go at them because of fore said relatioship, especially because of who they fall in love with.
who do they fall in love with?
france -> America
Prussia -> Switzerland (this is actually a rare pair...)
Spain -> GERMANY.
Bonus1: the awesome trio exists. that is how france/america get to be past the boyfriend/younger bro of boyfriend phase.
Bonus2: england/romano/austia actually are in that kinda love with the bad touch trio.
Bonus3: when the couples are falling in love they have EPICALLY funny adventures.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=55865878#t55865878
I want some Prussia and France admiring Spain's ass in bed.......
and as 'in bed' I mean teh smex. Because, hellooo those 3 HAVE to be 'friends with benefits'.
Some major ass worship here plzz <3

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=55919894#t55919894
It always seems as if the Bad Touch Trio are the nations that have more fun than any others. So I want a nation, any nation, wanting in on their little group, to have as much fun and to have as much friendly support as those three are to each other.
Only to discover they are very suspicious of anyone wanting to intrude their little friendship heaven and very reluctant to let anyone so close.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=55948822#t55948822
So in this awesome fill http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=40972764#t40972764
Germany mentions fem!Prussia used to be in a threesome with France and Spain, that involved her getting DP'd on a regular basis.
Anon really, really wants to read some delicious fic of fem!Prussia getting fucked by the other members of the Bad Touch trio. Both vaginal and anal penetration at the same time (though both fucking the same hole is also fine), pretty please anons?
Bonuses:
- An AU setting like Gakuen or something

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=56618006#t56618006
The BFT likes to go to very public places (bars being their favorite) and be very handsy with each other. Prussia loves having an excuse to get into fights (since seeing three males being sexual together is not something many bar-dwelling drunkards can take), France gets off on being so open in public, and Spain pretty much just likes spending time with his best friends.
Can end in sex (hopefully somewhere slightly in public like a bathroom/alley), but up to anon.
Bonus 1: Spain is very calm during all the fights and hateful comments that are thrown at them, but when someone insults/hurts Prussia and/or France in particular, he shows how BA he can be.
Bonus 2: Kissing and rubbing each other through their clothes.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=57716246#t57716246
After the high of the reunion following the collapse of the Berlin it becomes obvious that there's something very wrong with Prussia. Spain and France are very much worried despite the tension and broken friendship. Eventually Prussia breaks down and the two are there for him.
What I would like is lots of comforting. Something slow, soft and realistic with Spain and France slowly picking up the pieces, healing Prussia and mending their friendship along the way.
Bonus;
- The tension and awkwardness at times due to their broken friendship (i.e. France and Prussia)
- Somehow incorporating in my head canon, that nations call each other by their nation name unless they're extremely close and/or allowed to use the other's human name.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=57745430#t57745430
Requesting a crack fic, in which France throws a jealous bitch fit of EPIC PROPORTIONS because Prussia managed to get into the one place he never could.
Spain's pants.
Must include: Thrown objects, insults, a confused yet smug Prussia, an even more confused Spain, France showing a disturbingly thorough knowledge of Spain's sex life and the people involved in it (with massive doses of TMI), much wangsting by aforementioned French pervert, and attempted molestation.
Bonus: It happens at a world meeting. In front of everyone. Who really don't want to know that much about Spain's sexual habits, or, for that matter, why France is such an expert on the subject.
Bonus 2: Romano joins the argument at some point. Whether the target for Romano's fury is France (for being a creepy pervert), Spain (for having a sex life), Prussia (for being involved in said sex life), all three, or some other poor soul who was outed by France as Spain's bed partner and just happens to be within strangling range is up to anon.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=57774614#t57774614
Prussia and France, having been dropped out of the world cup already, go to Spain's house to hang out with him as he watched the world cup. Throughout the match, as Spain gets closer and closer to winning, the patriotism in his country surges massively, which gives him something like a high, as one would off ecstasy.
When Spain wins, he's nearly overcome by it, and it's really turned him on quite a bit.
Prussia and France decide to help their dear friend with his newly acquired patriotic high by way of sexy threesomes.
Bonus: this was France's plan all along
Double bonus: nearly incoherent Spain.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=58133014#t58133014
Spain turns into a girl overnight, but due to the fact that Spain is:
a) ridiculously late for a World Meeting
b) still hung-over from a late night with Prussia and France
c) Spain (AKA oblivious to a scary degree)
He doesn’t notice that he is a women. So he rushes into the meeting in what he usually sleeps in (Which is up to you) and people . . . take notice. Prussia is there because he wanted to bug Germany and France&Prussia are annoyed at everyone looking at the new fem!Spain.
So the first break they get, they take Fem!Spain in the deserted World Meeting office or closet and do dirty things to her (but it’s all consensual). Whether or not they we’re all in a relationship before is up to you. But I would like Prussia & France to focus on Spain’s new . . . equipment. So . . . getting her off with hands and mouth. And then eventually penetration sex, if you so wish. But I’d like the focus to be on the foreplay and oral part of the sex.
Bonus 1: It starts out very, very heated, but slowly turns into just making Spain feel good.
Bonus 2: They cuddle afterwards.
Bonus 3: One (or all) of them confesses how much they love the other two when they’re coming.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=58166294#t58166294
England gets pissed off at the Bad Friends Trio, turns into Britannia Angel to turn them into kids. It works on France and Prussia, but somehow doesn't work on Spain for whatever reason and backfires so Spain ends up with three adorable little kiddies with nothing to stop him... So he tries to make use of the precious little time he has before the three get back to normal.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=58647830#t58647830
Prussia is dating someone, and the other members of the trio decide to hold auditions for his position because they believe their friend is doomed out of fun now and won’t ever go on a binge againXD they can truly believe this or just be teasing their friend or joking about the whole thing
An unlikely list of people show up to be the new member of the Bad Touch Trio. What the auditions involve, and who is Prussia dating, I leave entirely to you. I also leave up to you who shows up for the auditions, but I want Hungary, England and Germany to do it tooXD (forced or willing, as advice by someone else or blackmailed by another, anything. And whatever the reason, I want them to start getting into it and competing seriouslyXD).
Bonus. Prussia keeps breaking into wherever they are holding the audition to yell at them for leaving him out, and saying he’s not done being awesomeXD
Bonus 2. Gilbird sides with France and Spain, and also feels like a scorned friend, and flies around with a flag that says “bros b4 hoes”

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=60413974#t60413974
Basically, I'd like to see Prussia, France and Spain stage the War against Austria, England and Hungary on a sexual basis. Can be set in the real war or as a kind of roleplay in modern days, though I'd prefer the latter. My head came up with something along the lines of one of the Bad Friends Trio (or all three of them) indulge in reminiscences about the time when they beat up Austria and his allies in the War of Austrian Succession. The Bad Friends they are, they come up with the glorious idea to repeat this in bed. Do of that whatever you want.
Bonus 1: Uniforms.
Bonus 2: There are already established pairings, but they aren't the "normal" couples most people would aim for these characters. For example no Prussia/Austria or France/UK.