Dear Next Door Neighbor ( Read more... )

right now,

life is so incredibly perfect. PERFECT.

perfect perfect perfect.

i don't actually think it could get better. if i wanted it to.

but this is too weird/funny not to share.


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bored bored bored.

hey i gots a sugar hangover the other day
DIDJA KNOW THAT'S POSSIBLE?!?

AND I SAW A BEARDED LADY IN MANHATTEN. i know that sounds so terribly mean but seriously. it wasn't even like a couple of chin hairs, FULL ON MAN BEARD.

uhhh

the end.

my week ( Read more... )

not much has been going on for me to write about ( Read more... )

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i dream i am standing in a sunlit kitchen. I'm washing dishes in warm water at a sink. i am not looking at the dishes, i am looking out the window. the backyard is very very green. to the left is a big in the ground pool. the right is a flat, green yard. behind is sparse woods. a boy and a girl, probably around 16, are kicking a soccer ball back ( Read more... )

i think i might have met my doppleganger, and it's slightly freaking me out.

i feel completely disgusted by a number of people right now.
i wish i didn't.
they don't even matter to me.