The advancement of Moderners is of truth superior.

Sullen with no guests to cheer, I have once again been "surfing the internet". And upon a most interesting sight, I fell upon: a glossary of man-made faces composed of alphabetical characters ( Read more... )

I conclude that within the depths of the forest lush, my twin has perished whilst attempting to find path to my abode.

With a song softly sung, I will grieve:

'O, cruel Fates! Fruitless, ill fated brother! May the beasts of the wood be coaxed by thy cheekbones eternal, TaurelasseNow, what triviality becomes of my efforts? I detest to see a fine ( Read more... )

Whilst in seclusion from the children, frivolous thoughts have been brewing--a reckless attempt to hasten the drudgery of Father Time, 'til such beasts outgrow their spittling, hair grappling, and fetid knicker soiling.

I realized, moreover, that long 'tis been since I engaged in a fine shag....absent a captive bound, and torturous device, present ( Read more... )

Isildur the Fair-

May wealth and cheer run rampant and unhindered. To you and yours, I offer congratulations ( Read more... )

There has been pillaging throughout my personal effects. Some wee degenerates have blown their noses upon my ascots.

This is beyond contempt!

As memory serves me, 'twas the good King Elessar who released me from the maze of bewilderment. As my tears fell into Aragorn's hands, I sought his forgiveness for my behaviour ( Read more... )

In a place of oddity I am, as confusion submerges me.

What scoundrel has brought me here? What has occured in my oblivion?

EVERMORE, HOW THESE RINGS OF AN ECCENTRIC NATURE BECAME AFFIXED TO MY TEATS, I DEMAND TO KNOW. (tugAi ( Read more... )

I am pleased by the chaos granted, my pet. You have done well. Come, rest thy weary head upon my lap, and let us bask now in the beauty of thy conduct.

Minions. Build a fire. I expect guests to arrive shortly.

Heed, Fadran. Heed their pitiful attempts to lure me with their detestable chants of serenity and virtue- An Angel Of Telume wishes to ( Read more... )

And triumph besieges you, fearsome one. (gaze of non-chalance)

Elrohir,(lights cigarette), how is it that one so blindly holds faith in such inanity? That you may rid yourself of my plague with thy capricious "bee-bee gun", as you call it?

Terribly disheartened, you leave me. Born of a wise father, I would expect further intelligence of the ( Read more... )

I have relocated to devastate a land of new.

Tawdry Vixen, well aware you are, of my necessity for indulgance. I commend these quarters-far more impressive than the insufficient shambles surrounding The Black Tower. No blood do these walls don, and no dread do these doors conceal-a virginal haven, beseeching corruption. And these halls; tall and ( Read more... )