Today was Oxford Circus day (I had to really make a massive effort not to start that sentence with, "So..." and it feels uncomfortable and horrible ( Read more... )

(So, I pretty much start a lot of my entries with "So...")

So, the other day, I read this really awful poem about feelings where all the most clichéd words rhymed and shiz. Then I found an old poem I'd written when I was about thirteen and - WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? - they were almost identical!

Is there some kind of secret template embedded within all of our genetic material, commanding us to rhyme "light" ( Read more... )

How can anyone not love the lyrics to "Graceland"?

So I'm updating my livejournal for the first time in ages, but I'm not really gonna do the thing where I tell you what I've been up to because:

1) I don't think anyone really cares THAT much. (Not in a self-deprecating, NOBODY LOVES ME! way. More of a, well, you've lasted this long... way)
2) It ( Read more... )

Mostly I just really could not be bothered to update this. Cos, yknow - it'd be a lot of me going  -

"Look at our camping trip!"


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The following things have happened in recent times

(This is my update before I leave. For ever.)

(No, not really - I'm going to Suffolk on Sunday but will be back next Friday. I know you were worried for a second then, but it's really okay. I could never leave you.)

(I'm not really that sure who I'm talking to.)

Okay - so the following things:

* My ( Read more... )

I think I've sort of made up my mind about that friend-locked entry - thank you everyone who was really helpful and patient and generally awesome at lovely advice-giving. I'm going to go with the risk thing. And see what happens...

The bulk of my exams are overrrrr - just two more that I'm not too bothered about anymore. And then it's off to Suffolk ( Read more... )

 But one suspects that if I truly did have 8 bits - and by "bits" I mean "limbs" not other appendages which your minds may have initially jumped to (I, in fact, haven't even got one penis, let alone eight.) - I would get far more work done than I am currently.

Unless this counts as work. It definitely should, because it's so much fun:

I've been ( Read more... )

Fully aware that much of what I post is stuff no-one wants to know, I nevertheless post this, knowing that LiveJournal is geared towards people who want to tell things that no-one is willing to listen to and that I am one of these people.

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So I've been making things.

I think it's in avoidance of doing revision (you know, so I can ignore the fact ( Read more... )

Because I promised you I would, Jackface.

My brother sharpened the knife that day and, in using it, I cut myself twice. But made a pretty successful Caesar Salad.


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