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[lepetitrouge]

Yo Kilroy, your doppleganger is in Berlin and even if he stole your face that is a fuckin' sharp suit.

I bet May isn't embarrassed to be seen with you though. And I hope your mama taught you not to give the cameras the finger.

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Comments

[wearingshirts]

In Hollywood, the more ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES you consume, the better your chances of getting a crime fighting robot.

[lepetitrouge]

[priceonyourhead]

I HAVE THAT SUIT THAT FUCKER.

sorry

language, kilroy

[lepetitrouge]

Sir, note your audience. And also that your audience's first sentence involved the word 'fuck'. You're pretty okay.

[lepetitrouge]

Anyway don't shave your head. That's just douchey.

[priceonyourhead]

Right? And I thought I had a mid life crisis.

[priceonyourhead]

oh wait, no, no I just stole May's petite coat once and it looked like that.....

[lepetitrouge]

Do you mean peacoat? Or like a cut coatcoat cut for short peeps?

[priceonyourhead]

I- it's a coat that ladies wear? THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS JOKE.

They should make a coat called a tea coat. I'd wear that. I'd wear it even if it was made for women.

[lepetitrouge]

I think dudes can wear peacoats too. They came from the Navy or whatever but I WILL STOP INTERFERING WITH YOUR JOKE.

What would it look like?

[fathergander]

No crime fighting robot suits till you get your license.

[lepetitrouge]

Aw man.

Wait, do you mean my crime fighting robot suit license, or my drivers license?

[fathergander]

Whichever comes first.

[lepetitrouge]