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*steps into the echo chamber that is my LJ, clears throat, takes a deep breath, and screams*
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Master Fic List (Updated SEPT 25, 2010)
For my own sanity, I've decided to make a master list of everything I've written and posted to squeeka_quack . The only pieces not included are Edge of Chaos and No Other One, which are incomplete and would take up a lot of space linking to each chapter.
Fics are organized by fandom and alphabetized. At the end are the links to all of the prompt tables I've ( Read more... ) -
EMOTIONAL DISTRESS
I've been wanting to do a meme, but I can't find any that I like. Even my meme tag is full of shit. And I'd just like to say that memes that start with a prompt/question related to beginnings can eat my ass. So let me tell you about A RUDE ASS SPIDER.
( Emotional Distress Behind the Cut ) -
Comedy of the year has me howling with laughter
It's been a long time since I offered an episodic review of anything. I figure no one cares about my garbage thoughts about garbage television, and Livejournal is all but dead, so why bother? And if I were the type to write reviews for episodes, I probably would not review a show like Intervention Canada, because watch any episode of that show, ( Read more... ) -
Out of Sadomasochistic Horror Comes Religion
Recently, one of my favorite youtubers, ellimacs sfx makeup, has been doing Hellraiser related looks/Halloween costumes recently (and as with most of her work, it's very creepy and amazing). So I was thinking about the Hellraiser franchise after watching her videos, because it's alway been a franchise that I want to like. As far as villains go, ( Read more... ) -
I accidentally snorted hot sauce, and I'm still not the biggest fuck up.
First, let me explain the sriracha incident. Let's get that out of the way. Sometimes when I open the bottle of sriracha, it sprays a fine mist. At the precise moment of the mist entering the air, I inhaled, and the hot sauce went into my nose. Was the bottle close to my face? No. I purposely aim the bottle away from my face in the off-chance ( Read more... ) -
STOP TEXTING HOS, 007
As I said in a post a while ago, my Playstation 3 controller is borked to hell. From what I understand, the controller has a foam pad in it, which helps the controller understand what button is being pushed. But over time, that pad wears down, and so the controller gets confused and thinks you are selecting a particular button when you aren't. ( Read more... ) -
Was the California Ballot Written by EL James? (Not a political post)
One thing that is nice about California is that its residents can vote through the mail. Although this doesn't give you the same "I VOTED" bullshit sense of accomplishment as voting in person, it's nice to be able to vote without the hassle of going to the polls. I also like that I can research the candidates before voting. This year, however, I ( Read more... ) -
If I ever had a kid, I would talk to it like I talk to my car. Because I hate kids. And my car.
Dear Pongo (my car's name),
I hate you. Did I want you? No, but here I am, stuck with you. Spending my hard earned (don't laugh) money on your busted ass only so you can live long enough to spend more of my money. I can't stand you, and I can't wait to be rid of you.
( SERIOUSLY I HATE MY CAR )