A Scottish band, who just finished playing "500 Miles," is now in the middle of the worlds most insufferable "Irish" ballad ( Read more... )

Three months ago today, this creature* was forcibly evicted sprang from my loins. Here is the photographic evidence. Of his existence, not of the loin-springing.

A few days old, a yellow lad with a wallaby tail:


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I weep.

I'm currently in the process of making pita bread from scratch. It is 3:32AM. Just putting that out there.

Dear Son Person,

If you would stop punching me in the cervix, that would be awesome.

Sincerely,
Your Domicile

Who: Alex's rival for Annie's affections (what's up with all the "A" names? Jeez.)
Where: My uterus
What: Creepy (yet sort of hilarious) ultrasound pictures.

The not so creepy profile:


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http://health.msn.com/health-topics/adhd/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100213117>1=31001Read more... )

So, I know we were all planning to go see the bodies exhibit, and I was checking ticket prices when I came across this very awesome disclaimer ( Read more... )

Amassing a ridiculous amount of debt for a degree that helps you get a job that pays less than what you were making before you even began to work on said degree. /Whine.

Home of storm troopers, silly girls dressed like anthropomorphized cartoon animals, and the ever popular Chubby Princess Leia™. Signs all over town, so I guess it's this weekend. Kinda makes me want to hop down to the circle and shout at people to get off my lawn. Cause I'm 90, and therefore a cranky old curmudgeon ( Read more... )