December 2, 2009

[linnaeus]

I WILL BE COMPLETELY DISHONEST FOR 24 HOURS... You can ask one question-- any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, lewd or wrong. I WILL answer no matter what and you will have my FULL dishonesty; So don't ask if you don't want to receive a complete load of implausible crap in reply

Comments

[linnaeus]

Bony necks.

[frostyw]

How do you like working for $EMPLOYER?

10 JJ, coming right up. ETA: DONE.

[linnaeus]

Well, the hours are good, and while most of my duties involve cleaning public lavatories, in just three more years I get a brush!

[fulminar]

Tell me, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[hartree]

I already did 20 jumping jacks today. What does that get me?

(Ok. I lied. I thought about resuming doing 20 jumping jacks, like I did in the distant past. However, I watched anime until the thought stopped bothering me.)

[linnaeus]

That's a relief. If you'd actually done 20 jumping jacks I'd have had to do some sit-ups just so I could make change.

[weremoose]

How many undiscovered moons are orbiting Saturn?

[linnaeus]

I frankly don't consider anything to be properly discovered until a actual conquistador visits it, plants a flag in its soil, and claims it for Spain or some other colonial power, so as of right now I'd say all of them.