I think we've all seen this. But it's worth watching again, and there's a sequel. Nice.

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Wait till they get home and find out what's in their asses.

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Here's a 100 dollars, I owe it to your son. David Blaine is a time-traveling demon.

A message to all my Louisiana homies. Apparently there's an election happening Saturday. So go out and vote. "Buh?", you say? Well I myself don't know everything that's gonna be on the ballot, probably a bunch of stuff that's important but you haven't heard about it. All I know for sure is governor. So yeah. Vote, bitches.

These two pictures gave me quite the giggle. And not just the first time I saw them. The second and third as well. So I figured they're worth sharing, enjoy.


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List of movies Steven Seagal has done(or is in the process of doing) that have the famous three word titles. Ready? Go!

Prince of Pistols
Flight of Fury
Mercenary for Justice
Today You Die <--- These do not count. Must have preposition or article as the 2nd word.
Into the Sun <--- Acceptable.
Out of Reach
Out for a Kill <--- Close, but not ( Read more... )

That was an epic Cowboys game. Monday night, getting rocked SOLELY by the Bills special teams and defense cause Romocop decides to turn the ball over SIX times! Dallas' D deserves dynamite dap for that performance, they kept it as close as it could be ( Read more... )

I can't sleep, not a wink to be found. Nay, I cannot even catch a singular Z. Like Antonio says in the 13th Warrior, "I have squandered my days with plans of many things. And this was not among them." But like Johnny Chan says, "You can't win em all, all you can do is try."

I like driving late at night. Why? No traffic. That's why I wait to drop off paperwork and mail my Netflix until around 1:00 AM. Hell, sometimes I just zip around Lafayette only because I am able to zip. To a lesser extent, I enjoy walking at night. Very quiet and such. But if I were a cop, I'd be one of the first ones to lose my gun because ( Read more... )

Where's the karma love, Jehovah? I've been a good boy lately. Kind of. Nothing note worthy, but enough to be register an "above average" on the Good meter. I'd like to see some reciprocation sometime. First, the Saints don't remember how to play football. Who knew? Secondly, the casino drop kicked me in the wallet. Let's say more than 100 ( Read more... )

Apparently there is something about college football I don't understand. Because I cannot, for the life of me, understand why all the analysts and college football types keep sucking the dick of USC. Like if anyone even mentions them getting beaten, it's like you're suddenly saying the world is flat. I thought one of the major selling points of ( Read more... )

I don't even know what High School Musical is. I've been out of highschool about 4 years now, so just let me know when they film a musical about being a degenerate gambler slacker and I'll watch. But anyway, apparently one of the girls in it had some nude pics find their way to the internet. Care to guess how old she is ( Read more... )