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[naboo_thats_who]

Seeing as our new-and-improved Head of the Board can't seem to get his arse into gear, I suppose it's up to me, as usual, to save the day. I don't know why I bothered quitting in the first place. Everything falls apart without my lightning-quick touch

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[well_bum]

Nope, nothing odd happening over here.

Drop by the party tonight, yeah? Take the night off, have some fun.

[naboo_thats_who]

Let me know if, as, and when. It seems to be spreading all over the place, like a bad rash. Oh, any bad rashes? I can check for you.

Received and understood, I'll put my party robes on. (They're just like my regular robes, but they have a bit of a glamour on them.)

[well_bum]

...Are you coming onto me?

Cool. And I'll put you on the guestlist for Tuesday, yeah?

[naboo_thats_who]

Why, is it working?

Sure, want me to bring anything? Might even be able to get my hands on something magically strong, if you wanted me to call in favours. Wouldn't be easy, mind.

[magic_8balls]

I think that missing cocks counts as this, do you not?

[naboo_thats_who]

Noted.

Item: missing cocks.

Er. Seven items: missing cocks.

They haven't turned up, then? Have you tried down the back of the sofa? I lost Tony down there once, he never lets me forget it.

[magic_8balls]

They are nowhere! Of course I looked down the backside of the sofa, I have looked everywhere in the flat and some places out of it! Except- but why would they be in Rudi's room? No.

[naboo_thats_who]

Well, you know what you say, they're always in the last place you look...

[clairesicle]

You already know what's going on with me.

[naboo_thats_who]

Yeah, only too well.

[clairesicle]

Well, not really. I can't see a thing about you. Unless you mean that YOU'VE been able to do it all along.

[naboo_thats_who]

I'm an open book. You want to know something, just ask.

I can do it, I just try not to. It takes all the spice out of life. And it gives me the weird cravings.

[bikinuswax]

You know about me as well. Though again, for all you know I might be a weaver of wild fictions.

[naboo_thats_who]

Don't tempt me.

[bikinuswax]

Why wouldn't I?

[naboo_thats_who]

Er, good question.

Where do you want this examination then? Yours or mine?

[king_of_mods]

i'm the same as always. ain't really fair!

[naboo_thats_who]

You want to lose your pointing stick? Or get trapped by magical decks?

I could magic you up a curse if you really wanted.

[king_of_mods]

the magical decks looked cool. jones say where he got 'em?

[naboo_thats_who]

I think they're hideously cursed so that you dance until you die. You're welcome to them.