Hey! You parents of not-yet-mobile infants at the egg hunt today? There is NO WAY your friggin' baby collected ALL THOSE EGGS by itself. Plus, plastic eggs are like the most perfect size and shape for LODGING IN A BABY'S WINDPIPE.
Have a heart, you selfish condo-flippers, and leave a few eggs for the children old enough to actually find them fair
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