As much as I like Theodhale and the Rohirrim pillows she sports I'm tired of being hidden away in her underwear drawer, with this sword strapped to my ass. My dream? Ooooh yeah. It may say magic wand, but we all know where the magic will be happening. Come on, ladies. Everyone wants a little Frank in them.

She sleeps with her sword! That's right, guess who spent some quality time in the Rohirrim pillows. That's right! Ahh. Life is good. It would be better if she were a sword swallower.

The chicks dig me. :sparkles: C'mon, lady, buff me. Buff me hard. I've been a baaaad little rock. Rrrarr.