Whoa

[littlestsimaril]

The chicks dig me. :sparkles: C'mon, lady, buff me. Buff me hard. I've been a baaaad little rock. Rrrarr.

Comments

[theodhale]

I'm sure I have a nail file somewhere. Hang on a sec.

[littlestsimaril]

You like it rough. I like that in a woman.

[the_silmaril]

You! Ew. I thought you met a bad end in a kinky rock-tumbler accident...

[littlestsimaril]

Is that how I was born? All I remember is hitting the floor and then this sword. Check out the chick. I'm going to try and talk her into a silmaril tipped dildo. Something tells me I'm getting lucky tonight.

[earwen]

That is disturbing on so many levels. Between you and the rings, I'm never wearing jewelry again!