You know, if I got a blow job every time I took a shit, I would probably like the smell of my own shit even more than I already do.

I really have nothing to say, but I feel like I should post anyway b/c of my pointless raving a couple days ago ( Read more... )

I just lost a LONG FUCKING ENTRY because LJ does not use pop-up windows when I click the little question mark beside "tag" to find out what THE FUCK THAT MEANS and instead takes you to another page and I KNOW FOR A GODDAMN FACT THAT THEY COULD CODE THIS SHIT TO NOT FORGET EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN THE GODDAMN WINDOW WHEN YOU GO TO ANOTHER PAGE AND ( Read more... )

I just tonight noticed that the girl next door watches me out of her window as I gesticulate wildly in the imaginary conversations which I have as I smoke cigarettes just out my back door. I wonder if she thinks its (1) funny because its cute; (2) funny because its creepy; or (3) just plain funny ( Read more... )

I missed ALL my classes today, because I made myself go to sleep at 5:30 in the morning. I felt like staying up all night so often is weird. Of course I didn't get up for my alarm, and now I feel like the world's biggest asshole. FUCK. Now I'm off to eat and flyer campus in search of a third roommate.

The only thing that really surprised me was that Lieberman did as well as he did. I was kind of hoping he'd do so poorly he'd have to drop out before Feb. 3rd. I hate that the whole Texas redistricting thing, which is a fucking travesty in and of itself, has kept us from Super Tuesday. The south is so poorly represented in the primary/caucus ( Read more... )

Watching McCain in New Hampshire today was like watching a cowed dog. I guess it was technically yesterday. He needs to jump ship so bad that it's ridiculous ( Read more... )

Over the past few weeks, I've often asked myself: "What the hell did I do for entertainment before the Democratic race for the nomination heated up?"

The answer?

"Many things."

Unfortunately for him, this unusual Japanese import full-length is the best thing Matthew Sweet's done since 1995. I forgot that power-pop can be good ( Read more... )

Also, I can't help but to notice that the capture of Hussein has effectively wiped out what was a growing clamor in the media regarding the exclusionary and isolationist policies of the Pentagon, made official earlier this week. I'm beginning to share budhaboy's Rove paranoia.