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So, I was bored.
And decided to google my own name.
What did I find?
The following quotes sum it up, all attached to my name or referring to someone by it. For some reason, nearly all of them refer to penises and poo.
( This is what I found. ) -
Benford's law: a mathematical oddity for the unscrupulous
Should anyone want to cheat on their tax form or an insurance or expenses claim, here's a tip for them: make sure that 27.3% of the numbers you invent start with '1'. Or possibly '2 ( Read more... ) -
My new wii.
Several days ago, I was given a nintendo wii. A friend of mine had two, so the spare was thrown my way ( Read more... ) -
Well, that's a new one.
I've been around, yaknow? I've seen many of the myriad ways in which a relationship can go boom, and have personally borne witness to more explosions than Doctor Robert Oppenheimer.
But I hadn't yet seen the method commonly known as 'turn your phone off, completely drop off radar for no apparent reason, not actually tell the other person the ( Read more... ) -
Is it just me...
Or has anyone else noticed how perfectly the BBC News 24 theme mixes into Combichrist's This Shit Will Fuck You Up?
Presented without further comment, apart from to say: if anyone else has the bright idea of mashing up the two with a voice synthesiser saying, "I am the news, how do you want me? On ITV, or BBC?' ... I did it first, damnit! -
This has not been a good week. (A rant in E-Minor)
As I was saying, the week has not started spectacularly ( Read more... ) -
Last weekend...
Last weekend, I ran around naked at a party. Yay!
I then got some evil glares from Rach, as she failed to appreciate that random acts of streaking are a fantastic way of relieving excess stress.
I guess some people are just weird. -
The triumph of the medical profession!
I have duly been informed that I need to see the doctor and possibly make an appointment with the ear, nose and throat clinic at the local hospital ( Read more... ) -
The rightful order is restored once more!
A profitable weekend was had, I feel.
An engagement broken up, an ex-girlfriend ceasing to be an ex, and Jilly's has been reclaimed as somewhere I can go without shuddering, all accomplished in the space of an hour thanks to a a minor amount of charm and a major quantity of heartfelt emotion.
It's good when plans just work. -
The drama llama attacks!
So, I got Drunk at the weekend. Drama, angst, and sturm und drang all reared their heads...
... but here's a caption competition. This is what happened to me on the Saturday, and yes, it is safe to say that consciousness was extinct.
( Explain this picture, if you can... )