Hey. Howdy. Yo. Yeah. I try to avoid talking about myself on this thing… but I haven’t heard from most of you in a few weeks so I’ll give you a little update ( Read more... )

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Sorry friends, live journal surveys are getting out of hand. The mindless self indulgence of filling out survey after survey of pointless questions has become tiresome. I do not care about “your first thought in the morning”, nor do I care if you like ever “had sex with a co-worker ( Read more... )

Remember shout outs? Whatever happened to them anyway? Did someone finally figure out that it doesn’t make you any cooler to list you friends in a random sequence of, “wuz ups” and “good timez.” Anyway, I’m going to bring back a piece of my youth that I was always too embarrassed to use. That’s right I’m bringing back the old fashion shout out. It ( Read more... )

If you like to play poker and want to know why I am pissed off continue reading, if you are under 18 or don't like sexually explicit material then please exit ( Read more... )

Considering the suicidal telephone calls I’ve been receiving every night at 3 am, the dead skunk carcasses I’ve found stuffed in my mail box, and that life size Ron Jeremy dildo that was tossed through my window, I have to say enough is enough! I’m sorry to have let you all down, but I can’t possibly update every single day. I could tell you about ( Read more... )

DescEnding memories is currently a band in progess. The band hopes to ( Read more... )

Tom and I have decided to grow our hair out. It was an easy ( Read more... )

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous ( Read more... )

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