( I'm sorry, have we met? )

( I still exist... )

( Um, what? )

( I have become a voice... )

...My flatmates are outside in the corridor shooting each other with BB guns. o.O;

( Maybe we're not so screwed after all... )

( I will speak, Christabel. )

( It's funny because they're ninjas... )

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

The meaning of life........................................1
The answer to the ultimate question................42
The question to the ultimate answer................43
Everything, ever..........................................92
Misc. ..........................................................∞