i feel like im missing a whole heaps of stuff by not being on here lately!!! we can blame that on working in a kiosk, where its not really appropriate to be sitting on lj - as everyone can see what youre doing ( Read more... )

well, its been a while. ive been rather slack on the updating of late. but thats what you get when youre working in a kiosk and you cant really be sitting on the computer, updating your lj for 8 hours a day. largely because there are 360 degrees of counter in this damned store, and ppl can see you from every angle. not so good for the posting ( Read more... )

so, its halloween tonight, for real! i wonder what strange and unusual things will be happening around midnight....

Shannon and Addy will be howling at the moon i suspect...but then again, this is not entirely unusual. strange? yes ( Read more... )

please kill me....

...slowly...

then remind me why im doing this...

only 3:25!!!!
yyayyayyy!

im feeling nervous
trying to be so perfect
cause i know you're worth it..

if i could say what i wanna say
id say i wanna blow you...away
be with you every night
am i squeezing you too tight?

marry me today
yes im wishing my life away
with these things ill never say....

yay! i love Aaaaaddyyyyyyyy!!!

thanks to his efforts i will shorty have this sexy, sexy corset! yay me!


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ok..thats the last god damned straw!

i just had a customer come in and complain that their phone was not working. "its just gone dead! it wont work".

i held down the power button and turned it on for her.

*points down* youre not supposed to be able to read that, its just there for stress relief. just imagine me screaming.

FOR GODS SAKE ARE ( Read more... )

i thought of becoming a prostitute....and thought better of it. then i thought about becoming a stripper (a little less disgusting)...but thought better of that ( Read more... )

check this html out you stupid patronising semi-smart-ass boy!!!

or how about this?

or this???

or this.....
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