I just wanted to make a note in here that Saddam Hussein was captured last night around 8:30 near Tikrit, Iraq. He was found underground in a farmhouse.

I have been up for the past few hours just tossing and turning, thinking about women. Yes, I know it's pathetic that I think and write about what I'd like to be doing, while never actually going for it. I've gotta have some fun though, and writing about it helps me develop fantasies in my head. There is a particular type of woman that excites me a ( Read more... )

I don't think it was a bad idea to quit my job. It was preventing me from looking for a full time, higher paying position, where I don't have interact with people all that much. I called my temp agency and let them know I was looking for work, and they kinda offered me a job, but it is not a sure thing yet. They told me they were going to fax my ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if this is considered a perverse fantasy or not, but for the past few years I have always thought that having an intimate encounter with a pregnant girl might be really sexy. Of course, I would want to get married first, impregnate her, and then enjoy sex with my wife while she is with child. It is difficult to explain exactly why that ( Read more... )

I quit my job. I also found this on the internet ( Read more... )

Getting up at 4 or so makes you feel groggy all day. I don't care for my job all that much, mostly because I'm tired of helping customers out. They just get on my nerves, not because they are mean, although some of them can be a pain in the ass, I think it's mainly due to them bombarding me with questions all day. I got a little too drunk yesterday ( Read more... )

I have the option of acting pissed off about my life. I could make fun of it. I could also completely disregard it, and speak of other matters. That was the first word you saw.

Porn.

I must have slept for 10 hours or more last night. I suppose the combination of getting intoxicated along with an early work schedule, may be the root of the problem, if you want to call it that. Customers ask all these strange questions that I have no clue how to answer, and I end up walking around the store looking for some qualified sales ( Read more... )

This is really a pointless entry, and I am only updating because I have nothing to do. I have had very few sexual encounters, and have had absolutely no intimate relationships in my short existence. I lost my virginity to this one slightly overweight girl (she wasn't that nasty) about 5 years ago, after drinking about a six pack. A friend and I ( Read more... )

I have nothing against my coworkers, in fact almost all of them are very nice people, however I kinda feel like making fun of some of them right now, without being rude. Keep in mind that I put myself down on a regular basis, so I'm justified in doing this. The main manager of mine is a quiet person in general, and he has a very frustrated way ( Read more... )