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[mandosnamo]

Ah, fuck. Not these two again. I'll be listening to those goddamn marbles rolling around their Hungry Hungry Hippos set for the next howeverfuckinglongittakes. And now they're bouncing around the lobby on a sugar high, bitching about a cartoon duck. Oy.

Mandos needs a new system. Manw

Comments

[celebrianrules]

Ah, lord master god-type Namo, sir? How possible might it be to skip some paperwork and let Elrond out, like, soon? Please?

[mandosnamo]

Sorry, girlie, there's not much I can do. We've had to tighten security measures since Nine's accident and Galathil's escape. I can get him off his ass, out of the TV room and into the office, if that helps.

[celebrianrules]

Please. :)

[faramir]

Can I have another lollipop?

Re:

[mandosnamo]

Yes, but only if go back to the TV room and shut the fuck up. If you and your bitch friend want to play Batman and Superman, play outside. You scare the new people.

[faramir]

I'm sorry Mr.BonoNamo...

We'll play something quiet.

Like Dodge This Stick I'm Throwing At Your Head.

[mandosnamo]

Play that outside, too.

And stop calling me "Bono." I still hate that bastard for stealing my sunglasses 20 years ago.

[beregond]

My teeth are green!!

[faramir]

... no way! How come mine aren't?!

[mandosnamo]

Because your lollipop is blue.

[faramir]

... oh.

*steals Beregond's*

All better.