hmm.

[manwe_sulimo]

*stares at cocktail he just took four and a half hours to mix*

Wonder if I should drink it.

Comments

Dear Manwe

[frodo_junior]

You are totally my favorite Vala. I think you are just the coolest. I've got all your religious texts and a few bootleg recordings of you singing rocks into existence.

Can I possibly get an autograph?

I hope I can grow up as cool as you. My brother says fat people can't be gods, but he's a doofus.

ooooh.

[manwe_sulimo]

Dear Frodo Junior,

Wow, thanks!! Enclosed is a signed photograph, a free copy of my 'Melkor is in Chains' album and a book called From Mortal To Maia To Deity. I have also smited your brother very lightly for you.

Good luck!!

Love, Manwe.

Wow!

[frodo_junior]

Dear Manwe,

Your letter meant so much to me! I was kind of down and then I saw the beautiful purple ink that said, "from Valinor" and my whole day brightened!

(you have great penmanship, by the way)

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I'm listening to the album right now and putting on eyeliner.

You rock!

~Froey~

Re: Wow!

[manwe_sulimo]

Awwwww.

So damn cute.

*adds to list of 'People To Be Maias When They Come Of Age'.

[ex_frodooft]

Why is it changing colours?

[manwe_sulimo]

.. don't know.

HEY.

*grabs you*

You drink it!

[ex_frodooft]

Please no.

Well, ok.

*drinks*

[manwe_sulimo]

*watches expectantly*

Oooh.. you're shrinking...

[vana_everyoung]

I was about to say, "hey, I'll drink it!" but, um, yeah. FUCK THAT. I hated being a child the first time and it's not fuckin' happening again.

[manwe_sulimo]

Shhh, Vana, can't you see I'm busy fretting???

Re:

[vana_everyoung]

Want me to make Daddy a bribery sandwich? He can't damn you off to the void with his mouth full. I think.

[manwe_sulimo]

Yes, thank you, good idea, yes.

[samwisegamgee]

Ohhhhhhhhh fuck.

[manwe_sulimo]

I'm sorry.

At least he's a hobbit!

[varda_elentari]

:magically pops back into existence: Hi, sweetie.

[manwe_sulimo]

VARDA!!!!!!!!!

[varda_elentari]

Hello, baby. I've been in a coma. How's everyone? How have you been?

[manwe_sulimo]

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I MISSED YOU they're fine i'm fine we're all fine.