Upon the request of this creature here,


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Ahoy ( Read more... )

Hey, Imrahil.

*hands you the keys to the moon*

*shoots up and ends junk sickness*

I still mean what I said, though.

*wanders off to bed*

FUCKING BITCHFUCKERS FUCK YOU ALL STOP FUCKING DESTROYING FUCKING ARDA I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU I'M SICK OF CLEANING UP YOUR FUCKING WHIMS AND MESSES AND THE WAY EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO DEAL WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING SHIT SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ( Read more... )

YOU.

You are incredibly mean and disrespectful.

I'm sending you to Mandos right now.

Solitary confinement.

Don't even think about coming back until I've said that you can. Hope that someone even remotely considers having a wake for you.

Hi, how are you? Do you remember me? I'm Manwe. Um, I met you that one time in Valinor... anyway...

So me and my friend Amillo (who I think may be planning to destroy us all soon or something, but anyway) were smoking and talking.. and he was like, 'Dude, guess what I did,' and I was like, 'Play cards with Tilion and cheat him out of all his money ( Read more... )

Tilion.

*does everything mentioned in here (so that things are the way they were before)*Plus Ulmo and I came up with some new things ( Read more... )

*sits on couch watching Star Trek and wondering if he should just restore The Shire and any other affected area to the way it was before, but made out of candy, with a Star Trek theme, and trees that grow cheetos*