I'll do the wedding...

Ready?

If ANYONE calls me WeWe, I will send them to Mandos so fast they'll think they've just been a victim of one of Irmo's jump-grope-run molesations.

I swear!!!!!!

Please, don't embarrass me, just after I got my braces off and everything...

Officiating weddings is so fun.

.

I think I'm getting bored of Star Trek.

I officated the wedding of a ferret and some guy yesterday.

I've been watching a lot of Star Trek with Irmo. He like, talks the whole time. This can be distracting.

Is it wrong to force people to get married just so I can officiate?

And my dad would be mad if he found out that I do you think it would be weird to make it legal to marry narcotics ( Read more... )

Today I officiated the marriage of two little hobbitses.

The other day I did the same for some dead half elf thingiesI think I have found my new favourite activity ( Read more... )

I think I had an appointment to marry some dead people today.

STAR TREK IS ON IN 15 MINUTES SO QUICK.

Heeeereee, doggie doggies. Uh. I mean. Half-elf thingies!!

*snaps fingers*

*sits around idly*

Sigh.

Hm.

*resurrects Vincent Van Gogh*

Ah, what the hell.

*brings Samwise Gamgee back to life*

... what's that!?

*watches Herman the midget leper stumble leperly and drunkenly after the newly alive Sam*

Awwww.

( YAY VALAR PHOTO ALBUM TIME )

Right.

Guns may not hurt you, but a Vala will.

*smite*
*smite*
*smite*

Return that elf!

Fucking fun!!, as Ulmo might say, maybe.

He's an armadillo and we're eating pop tarts and I bought so much fucking weed mushrooms from Pippin before I can't even walk.

I love being kidnapped.