Ohh, hobbitses are fighting. That's bad.

Even though I think Frodo didn't give Sam that oliphaunt to be mean, and even though it seems somewhat insulting, I tried to fix the situation for them.

I made the oliphaunt a talking servant oliphaunt!!!!!!!!! That way, it can do stuff and be useful but still be a loveable oliphaunt thing.

Sam, go say ( Read more... )

So, I processed those people's forms. I was sort of out of it and I um, yeah, like, I did it, ok?! I'm not back on fucking drugs. You people are all fucking staring at me like that. Just leave me alone! *twitch*
( Click here, Feanor, Celegorm, Manwendil, Erendis and Finwe )

I was feeling weird.

Some hobbit with mesmerising eyes asked me for something and offered me drugs.

I think I just let a psycho into Middle Earth.

Um, the more the merrier?

I've been thinking and I think we should demolish the form system from Mandos. I admired Denethor's decision to stop processing suicides. Death is an important thing and it's being treated too lightly. People are dying left, right and centre and coming back at an alarming rate. This isn't easy to handle for the Valar - or, especially, for Namo and ( Read more... )

'Hi, dad,' I said, sitting down by the tv.
'Hi, Melkie,' he replied.
'I'm not Melkie,' I said, 'I'm Manwe.'
'Oh, yeah,' he said, 'Hungry?'
'No,' I said, 'I'm kind of bored.'
Suddenly the television stopped. There was a deathly silence in the air.
'I'll teach you fucking bored,' he said, in the voice he hadn't used since Ulmo lied and told him they ( Read more... )

I was getting a new SN too, like Elrohir (it's highkingofarda) and then I saw that Araw had killed Faramir Took.

Don't worry, we'll fix this up somehow.

All of you be clever and don't go near Araw in the meanwhile.

Wow, apprently Manwendil means 'devoted to Manwë'.

That's pretty nice!!!

So I got him a present. It was going to be some grenades or some drugs, but Varda said his parents might not appreciate that.

So I got you this, instead, Manwendil:


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Númenór!

Haven't updated in a while, but I thought I should in order to say congratulations to Ulmo and Nienna for their engagement, and also to say that I hope Melkie's fetus is going well ( Read more... )

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