I have cured Pip Gamgee of fainting.

He will never faint again.

I realised I could do this because Varda just informed me that apparently I breathe for all the people in the world and uh... somehow fainting and stuff is related to me.

I think that also means I could make any of you stop breathing at any time.

Ehehehe.

But I won't because I'm

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There, Melkie, you said the baby was hurting you too much so it's in Nelys now.

Let's hope she treats it with love. Etc.

I love Varda!

Before you ask about this, I just want to say:

It's funny what people will do when they're on drugs, isn't it? You know? When they have like little mental control and don't know what they're doing and stuff?

Bad drugs!

Bad!

This is cute.

And tragic.

So, here are the pictures of the Valar that I have.. since Yavanna has been sharing some with you, hehe. There is even a picture of Melkie though, uh, after incidents a while ago we were told to burn them etc., - and pictures of Eru too, anyway -

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Thomomir: You are a Maia. This is because you really fucking honestly impressed by the stuff you did. You did things for other people as well as for me, which was pretty good. I was just impressed all around and that's what the whole point was ( Read more... )

Hehehe Moonboy and Sungirl. How cute etc.

Those who applied to be a Maia:

Thomomir
Michael J Fox
Finny
Nimrodel
Tolman Gamgee
Earwen
Sixth Ringwraith
Mouth of Sauron
Frodo GamgeeYou now have 24 hours (until midnight central time) to use the Maia powers which I've just given you ( Read more... )