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Yesterday I said that I was looking for a new Maia.

So far, three people responded - Thomomir, Six and Mouth of Sauron (yes, I am ignoring you).

I'm still willing to take applicants.

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Hey, Maglor ...

9pm.

You too, Irmo.

Melkor.

You've impregnated a lot of people.

They all don't seem happy about it.

I could undo it.. I think... I don't know if I should...

I'm amused, but.

Did you have to do so many, so fast?

Don't ever dare me.

I try to be nice to you people. I put you out when you're on fire. I give you candied cities and boats. I push you to the express checkout line in the Halls. I do what I can to help you in defeating insanity.

Just don't push me too far.

Don't worry, Gamgees, she'll be okay. My brother will take care of her.

I um.

Hm.

Candied elves?

Hhehhee Varda's not home again...

Well... it worked out with Rivendell, right...??

::turns this one into a live elf made entirely out of candy::

No more carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and trace elements for you...

Your head is a Peppermint Swirl now. Ehehehehheheheh.

Shit.

I hope my dad doesn't see this.

::looks around::

::checks that Varda isn't near::

Eheheheheheheheheheheh.

::does this to Rivendell::

I know they didn't need it. But I couldn't help myself. Who knows? If it works out, Gondor might get a whole city made out of candy. Or human bones. I'll see how I feel.

Don't let fat kids near the waterfall.

I've never seen a bullfight before.

Never seen real life gladiators either.

::contructs a stadium::

::fills it with spectators::

::puts Gladiator No.1 in::

::puts Gladiator No.2 in::

::puts in weapons etc.::

::gets some popcorn::

Fight, boys.

Birds and butterflies and moths and things are always flying up to me and telling me various tidbits of gossip etc.

Today a little swallow came to me and said, Manwe, there's a hobbit boy far far away who wants to look like this:


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