Please do not trouble Theoden anymore.

Isildur handled it, so can you.

And she's just in a coma.

Alright?

Although he does not seem eager for me to give him a new body (I won't do anything nasty, I promise) some suggestions have been made to who Denthor's new incarnation should be.

We've had:


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I'm offering Denethor a new body of his choice because he has to live with such an idiot son.

Well, sir, what would you like?

Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.

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Oh great. Just great. Mr. Multiple Personality Disorder and Miss. Teenage Vala Angst have shown up. The worst part is they're married.

Not to mention this sick, vile, most likely diseased fucker who will flirt with anything, living or dead.

Now all the Valar are here.

I need to fucking move.

Melkie, is it just me or is this too much?

More of my family keep showing up.

They're all like, friends. It's so cute or something. Well. It is quite nice. I'm just pissed off because some fucker made me back more fucking cakes today for all his fucking children. The sad thing is I'm getting really good at it. Dammit.

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Did Yavanna just get a journal or am I still hallucinating?

Did I just kill a heap of stuff or am I still hallucinating?