Be afraid. Be very afraid... it's the Defier of All Things Canon.

[aleyca]

Amala the Sue Hunter here, bringing you another Sue report... this time one of my own old Sues from back when I had no clue. Sorry if I double-posted... I just had to share this abomination from my Suethor days with you guys. Since my first report got a bunch of hilarious responses, I can't wait to see everybody's reactions to this one.

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[tealite]

/facepalm

suddenly ashamed to have a nonfandom oc named ayane over here...

[aleyca]

I'm ashamed I even wrote these oneshots, but you can't blame me. I was twelve at the time. Gosh, it seems like a long time ago but it's only two years...

[tealite]

Don't worry, bb. We all have that phase.

This actually kind of inspires me to go and get my Dragon Ball Z fics from junior high... It's always fun to go back and look at the stuff you made only to find that it's ridiculous. ♥

[ghrelin]

In your defense, I find that about 95% of the Death Note fanbase consists of annoying people. A lot of them write like this while being twice the age you were.

[athenaltena]

*shakes head* The Sue is strong with this one.

I also can't help but be amused by the fact that the title translates to "I love you Love story" and while that may in fact be a J-pop song title it doesn't make it any less redundant.

[aleyca]

I'm so glad I grew out of it. I actually heard the song. It sounded good, don't get me wrong. I do still listen to J-pop but back when I wrote Sue fics, I refused to listen to anything else, and I've only just come around and nowadays I prefer techno, metal and all things in between.

I remember when I first made this Sue. She started out blonde and with blue eyes but I saw this main character of a manga while I was in Japan a couple of years ago and based Ayane's look on her, and made Ayane L's sister and tried to make her as ~speshul~ as possible but look what it's gone and done now.

I should spork my old Bleach sues next... but I'm unfamiliar with the fandom and feel I should give other people a turn at hogging the first page...

[athenaltena]

Hah, if I hadn't purged all evidence of it from the 'net I would put my Sue own up. Basically I had a crush on Rei from Evangelion and made a copy cat clone or Hikari. It was bad, but I was 14 and maybe writing one is like getting a vaccination, since it seems that most people never do it again.

[aleyca]

I had a fic with four Sues. Each one liked a different canon. -facepalm- I wish I knew the fandom though, because it was for a fandom I gave up on pretty quickly and didn't get to know that well...

[steele_oracle]

Everyone has at least written one sue in to existence once. Although, some people continue to write about them well in to their 20+s. (I for which know of a few of them in my fav fandom.) But at least you didn't pollute an entire fandom and can recognize sues for what they are which is a plus.

Although, slight note on appearance and this is just me nitpicking, you can actually have someone be half Japanese and have no apparent traits of their non-Japanese parent. This is because the Asian traits tend to be the most dominant. Just take a look at Kate's kids on John And Kate Plus 8 (if you can stand Kate for more than 5 seconds). All the kids look far more like John than they do Kate. So technically, it is possible. ^^;

- Steele

[aleyca]

Believe me, I've had heaps of experience with OCs: the good, the bad and the ugly. And thanks, I take that as a real compliment.

Is it the same if you're a quarter Asian? Because I know a girl whose father is 100% Irish and her mother is Chinese and Dutch, and she looks like a combination of all three, making an interesting mix indeed.

[aleyca]

Ah, nevermind. I read that Jon is only half Korean, so it does make sense, but it kinda depends because I know a girl whose mother is Eurasian, dad is full European... and L didn't look all that Japanese anyway, it was just his hair and eye colour (though this is an anime we're talking about so you never know...)

[aleyca]

I can kinda see the attraction. He was the 'village idiot' type, right? I see why some would be attracted to that type... because hell, I have a crush on one of them in MY fandom!

Glad to see I improved too. I've got several fics in progress... many of them involving OCs and OCxCanon, but there aren't Sues. At least I hope not.

Ayane's IQ is probably just really low; so low she had to repeat year 8 three times. XDDDDD