I have come to warn the Agency.

I have heard word of a package that will arrive there in six hours. This package... contains a cake.

If you wish to remain... "yourself." Don't eat it.

*Looks around*

My, my. It seems pretty quiet here.

That's the first thing I'm going to change.

*smirk*

*Opens the door to condo.*

Whew! It's been busy the last three months!

*Carefully sets each piece of her her arsenal back in their proper places - modified Glock/Dumonthier & Chartron-style bladed firearms, her bastard sword, and a couple dozen assorted caltrops and shuriken, all told.*

Damn. Wonder if they've sent my check?

*Checks Mail*

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I am doing an experiment in human mating rituals. I am online now looking at this website that humans use to 'hook-up' called Craigslist. I am scanning through the ads. It is then I decide to post one of my own.

Lady Agent Seeks Encounter

Looking to meet human males in between the ages of 25-40. Please send face pic.

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Agent Paris reporting......

It looks as if the anniversary of my creation is coming up. I believe it is what humans call a birthday. How does on celebrate?

More to report at a later date.

Agent Paris reporting......

With my new makeover courtesy of Halo, I do not stick out as much on campus. I just stepped inside of the frat house where the twins are hosting the party. Ebveryone is dressed is what looks like bedsheets fashioned into what ancient humans called a toga. I am passing the stairs nd I hear this most annoying sound. it is ( Read more... )