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Warning: Profanity Ahead. The Shado Lexicon
Someday, I'm going to be on Inside the Actor's Studio, and James Lipton is going to ask me what my favorite curse word is.
Some of you already know the answer to this. Some of you may have a good idea. But let me spell it out and make it clear. My favorite curse word is "Fuck." It is highly versatile.
So to help you, my friends and family, better ( Read more... ) -
Thank You
To all my brothers in arms: Thank you. It does not matter your branch, or the paticulars of your service. Knowing the worst that could happen, you still chose ( Read more... ) -
Somewhere, God is laughing...
A sign, seen on the way home from Ranger's Ballpark in Arlington, today:
"Infallible One True Church -->"
'Coz - yeah.
And I have given my wife an assignment. So, as a reminder to her: Suppertime. She'll know what it means. The rest of you don't worry about it ;-). -
Conversations with an Em-Dee
MD: So, I see you're in for an ER Follow-up ( Read more... ) -
Ahhhhh! Make it Stop!
Okay - for the rest of this post to make sense, it's important that you've read the Martha Stewart Porn Riff. If you haven't, please do so at this time.
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Done? Good.
So. Martha doesn't have enough money. She's come up with a new way to increase her vast power-base. She's given her daughter, Alexis, a show - Whatever, MarthaBasically, ( Read more... ) -
Need some What??
If you are reading this, you probably know about my obsession with Grammar. And spelling ( Read more... ) -
My wife loves me.
For Christmas, I got a new Monitor.
LG 22-inch Widescreen LCD.
1680 x 1050
10,000:1 contrast ratio.
It's not HD, but I'm totally cool with that since the PC DVD won't play Blu-Ray or HD.
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Quote of the Day
By: Lys1022 upon waiting patiently for me to beat Knights of the Old Republic (again), taking the dark-side path.
"Yeah, Yeah. You're Darth Revan, Lord of the Sith, Master of the Galaxy and Destroyer of the Republic. That's great. Now go fold some fuckin' laundry."
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[LJ2ME] The Rime of the Not-So-Ancient Business Ana
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From the 'What were they Thinking' archives
Occasionally, I find myself with a bit too much idle wetware. When this happens, I find myself occupying the unused electrical impulsed in strange ways ( Read more... )